toss a coin to your bitch

abandoned

[breadinmypants]

BabyHoldMyFlower on Ao3

I will never get mad at anyone for adding to, commenting on, reblogging, or liking my posts. Actually, I like it! Feel free to interact.

This is a safe space. This includes the LGBTQA community, PoC, and pretty much anyone else you can think of. NO terfs, neo-nazis, or generally hateful people. This is non-negotiable.

[liscrispim]

jaskier, old (2020) and new (2022)

[breadinmypants]

i haven’t been in this fandom for like two years now but i had to drop in and give my condolences 

[cheesynoodle22]

[terrybawful]

put your hair up, big guy

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ps: i’m doing $5 sketch commissions over on ko-fi!

[epicmusicplays]

let me assign you a the amazing devil song <3

[darkfuryturtle]

[headcanonthings]

Mysterious old lady: *flips tarot card revealing a figure who looks exactly like Jaskier flying in a hot air balloon into power line*

Jaskier: Is that good?

[filibusterfrog]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii eskel

[breadinmypants]

so in love

[inber]

oh, I'm... just makin' really stupid AU outfits for The Wolves and Their Lark on my phone... u?

(Bonus weekend Geralt)

[breadinmypants]

crying

[blushnik]

I just can’t draw Jaskier and not draw Geralt too, it doesn’t work that way 😩 So here, a little sketch of Mr. Hmm van Kitty-Eyes to get it out of my system 😔💙

[breadinmypants]

where is my bard

[alyssaties]

Winter Jaskier ❄️

[chiosblog]

Don’t you hate that moment when your bard can’t stop talking about the new song he’s writing over and over?

[julek]

seven sentences day

post seven sentences from one (or multiple) WIP(s). thanks @samstree & @wanderlust-t for tagging me! <3

“Master Bard,” the small girl says, and it sounds like she’s got a whole speech prepared. “My family and I—” she points at a nearby table, where a man, a woman, and two other children are watching them expectantly “—were wondering if you could play a song for us all tonight, for you see, we haven’t heard a good song in so long, and my Papa tries, but his voice—”

“Nikola!” Her father calls.

She grins, the gap in her teeth endearingly sweet. “Lavender’s Blue ‘s my favorite song, and I ask my Ma for it every night, ‘cause her voice is softer and nicer and—”

“Nikola!”

She giggles, and Geralt can see Jaskier is trying very hard not to laugh himself. “Just— please, Master Bard? Please?”

tagging @witcher-and-his-bard @greyduckgreygoose and @kueble, if y’all wanna share yours <3

[penandinkprincess]

something that brings me great joy: geralt needing to take ciri shopping to get clothes and being able to pull legally blonde levels of “surprise bitch i have a lot of knowledge of clothes you won’t cheat me” from years of traveling with jaskier. geralt might not use the knowledge for himself (the man names every horse roach, he picks like two styles of shirts and trousers that work and gets them in the same material every single time), but he has the knowledge. jaskier has talked SO MUCH about fashion during his time with geralt. even if he’s only listening 50% of the time, he’s still going to know so much about clothes against his will. 

salesclerk, thinking she’s going to pull a fast one, speaking to ciri: “and oh, this one has such lovely rose embroidery! this pattern is the peak of fashion in the big cities right now.”

geralt, from where he’s been lurking in the corner to keep an eye on the door, barely glancing over: “done in silk thread?”

salesclerk, confused but still shooting her shot: “indeed!”

geralt, totally deadpan: “you can’t get the finish on those flowers done in silk. it would have to be linen or a linen blend. and that pattern isn’t current. it was stylish in oxenfurt four years ago, and now the popular pattern is plain vines.”

[roughentumble]

#geralt secretly knowing SO MUCH about fashion #like to the point that even hE didn’t fully know what he knew #jaskier has made him such an expert on clothes #entirely against geralt’s will or knowledge #why does geralt have such strong opinions on velvet vs sateen?? #he weeps for he does not know #where is this knowledge from? #what witchcraft has jaskier used #he sees a flounce in a dress #and rolls his eyes entirely automatically #oh no #the training #the training from jaskier has taken over HOW DID IT HAPPEN (via @penandinkprincess)

[just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard]

Geralt @ Ciri immediately afterwards: We are never mentioning this to Jaskier. We take this to our graves. I need you to promise you won’t say a word, Ciri.

[joeybateydearly]

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Happy listening Dear Hearts ♥️