ooo wee oo i look just like karsis valkerr

🌸: mod poppaea/poppy (she/her) 🍰: mod rosemary (they/them) 🌿: mod mell (they/he) mod maggie (he/her) 🪳: mod wretch (it/its)

[breadmarriage]

the journey for pansimaine arc now begins!

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this is such a classic newlyweds fumble

[miamignonette]

the emotional range i bring to the dashboard every day

[mellavi]

this show sucks. anyone here listen to spring winds

[breadmarriage]

🙋

[breadmarriage]

beard marriage

[breadmarriage]

hey why was maedwe talking to the party like that about the crown when she literally doesn't even have it. what's up with that. hey?

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imagine being the first bitch in beard marriage to like get your beard marriage like beard married vows taken… and then you walked into like the garden or whatever viadhah people have and everyone dropped their shovels and was shookedt? like everyone planting flowers was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal dirt floors in your wantmylook.com arranged marriage wedding ring like your life depended on it… yes god

[breadmarriage]

my mans isaac looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s pulling weeds that night… plantin a different seed…

[breadmarriage]

imagine being the first bitch in beard marriage to like get your beard marriage like beard married vows taken… and then you walked into like the garden or whatever viadhah people have and everyone dropped their shovels and was shookedt? like everyone planting flowers was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal dirt floors in your wantmylook.com arranged marriage wedding ring like your life depended on it… yes god

[officialisaac]

[halszkaraptor]

me leaving the interplanar council with contracts up my ass

[breadmarriage]

BREAD MARRIAGE FOLLOWERS WE ARE EATING TONIGHTTTTT

[halszkaraptor]

pov: you're a gladiator taking a break from training and you take your dogs out hunting but instead find a very lost 8 year old boy (circa 19 years ago)

[charmelleodansen]

the college au update im howling

[charmelleodansen]

we wish you a merry karsismas and a happy new jearff

[halszkaraptor]

mellavi facts? 🥺🥺

-@mellavi

tumblr user mellavi thank you for your service:

- he's a family man first, but he occassionally adventures

- some of his kids are evil, obviously. he has a lot. statistically, it'll happen. he still loves them, and tries to instill good lessons regardless

- his name pretty much just means honeybee. combination of actual latin and elven

- if he were an animal he'd be a deer

- mell, charmona, and leobald are all still. How you say. Involved.

- mell's the one who taught bones most of her magical knowledge!

- one time jeff woke up in mell's house with a very friendly bear sniffing him

- mell's house is literally a tree. not a treehouse in the sense that it's up in a tree, but it is literally molded out of a still living tree

- charmona's mom, marcelle, actually isn't SUPER fond of mell. nothing against him, but she doesn't like that charmona had a child out of wedlock

- he's met elaine before. you kn9w how that went.

[breadmarriage]

simon is so fucking out of pocket this episode. i love him

[officialisaac]

hi! i’m ari, the player of isaac in @witchwoodforest’s dnd campaign and actual play podcast beard marriage! i use he/she/they pronouns.

i’m basically just here to talk about beard marriage. no spoilers, obviously. you can send me asks about pretty much anything, though if it crosses any personal boundaries i will simply not respond and delete the ask- i promise it’s usually nothing personal.

that being said, everyone be nice and have fun! the painting in my header is The Lone Wolf by Alfred von Wierusz-Kowalski, 1890, and my profile picture is a drawing of isaac by me <3

[faggnolia]

can magnolia eat someone for the love of god

[ethanscrocs-deactivated20240622]

your wish came true but at what cost?

[faggnolia]

no cost at all brother this is what i always wanted