I Am But A Bread

if you want to speak to the bread... Go ahead!

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

DISCOURSE

Corn bread is better than garlic bread

[zachtheimpailer]

This is an extremely hot take.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

I'm Right

[duckcitrus]

I really want a sandwich right now

- me

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

Once again. Your breadphobia really popped out, huh?

[dennys]

when you get some subpar toast and you’re like

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

OH!! Now you rate the quality of iur corpses??? Disgusting.

[dennys]

When you gotta drill into the earth’s crust but the earth is bread lol relatable

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

Why must you continue to mock us??? Why do you post Gifs of our PAIN???

[dennys]

To Harold S. Wheatbottom there is nothing more important than getting a good breaducation.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

That is true. Though, you, Dennys, have no right to make this pun, you disgusting bread torture promoter.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

DISCOURSE

Pumpkin bread isnt that good.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

You Are Wrong, You Breadphobe. You Violent Anti Bread Creature.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

DISCOURSE

Pumpkin bread isnt that good.

[dennys]

If you toast giant bread and that bread happens to get burnt, then you’ll need to break out the palm sander to scrape off the outer layer. Unless you just like giant, burnt toast.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

HOW DISGUSTING!!!,You foul, cruel, terrible monster!! You cause this torture and post to for thousands to see!! How cruel, how terrible, awful and without reason!! You are truly evil, Dennys.

[dennys]

Do not stare into the eyes of Breadusa lest you be turned into a crouton.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

You actually turn into rotten dough... :T. Also Breadusa wears sunglasses, as she despises making people into rotten dough!!! Once again you mock us.

[dennys]

Listening to a speaker at a BREADx event can really spark deep conversation and connection at the local level. Seriously, a good BREAD Talk can be so impactful.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

It truly can!! She is one of our best bread talkers!! You do not deserve to post her picture, you foul bread torturer.

[dennys]

Breadfruit. Look it up.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

A yes, mixed species. My beast friend is a pearbread!

[dennys]

Kratoast (Bread of War)

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

You mock out soldiers...,post a picture of the mutilated bodies... Despicable.

[dennys]

french toast was invented in 1891 by Jim French when he tried to kiss bread twice at the same time

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

How dare you. This man loved his bread husband and never toasted him.

[dennys]

Be sure to always use proper form when attempting a breadlift. Keep your back straight and don’t over carbo load.

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

Are they work out buddies?? Or has this man FORCED bread to be his slave.

[dennys]

Oh yeah, that’s a great looking purebread. 

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

This is one fine bread pup... rare and Good.

[dennys]

Q: What does Bread Beard the pirate say?

A: CAAAARRRRGGHHHHBBBSSS!!

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

This one... Is okay. Though it sounds like a mock of the few Human/Bread mixed species there are

[dennys]

Halloween Prank

burn a piece of toast, scrape a scary message into it and then put it back into the center of the loaf of bread

[breadwillfindyoursecret]

ONCE AGAIN, Dennys you are truly cruel!! Not only do you suggest mutilation of bread!! You want to make other breads see the mutilation!!! Smh. How disgusting.