You Cant Take The Sky From Me

Keeping it real since '96. 🏴‍☠️

[gorewound]

Muppets Crank remake

I cannot for the life of me decide if it would be funnier to keep Jason Statham in his original role as the token human cast member,

Or

If it would be drastically funnier to recast Chev Chelios as Miss Piggy...

[rrrrraatt]

crank 3 but this time eve pegs chev in public

[3000s]

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[prettiestpear]

[sportsandlaughs]

[greyskullz]

🫵

[leoram8209]

[setheizm]

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[audrey-molinatti-art]

Mothra go to destroy ai data centers!

[coolcomicbookcovers]

[daily-deliciousness]

Greek chicken meatballs with tzatziki

[biilodyfangs]

[cimicherrychanga]

what is the FUCKING POINT then???

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After The Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Snuffing them out with your bare hands wouldn't help anyway. Gimmick blogs are like the heads of a hydra, but without the "only procs from slash damage" downside to balance them.