bacon, lettuce, and psychosis

day to day ramblings of a man with too much free time on his hand's, as well as more than a few screw's loose.

[trexchristine-deactivated201407]

[roboticdreams]

I have waited literally all year to reblog this

[teafortteu]

We don’t deserve this

[beggars-opera]

My friends idea of a good time is dressing up in colonial attire and pretending to beat each other up while similarly dressed colonial men jump around in the background waving fistfuls of cash

I feel like my life has reached a peak it’s all downhill from here 

[beggars-opera]

In case anyone thought I was being facetious

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

SKATES ARE JUST SHOES WITH KNIVES UNDERNEATH THEM

[prozdvoices]

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Tchaikovsky doesn’t give a fuck

Original post by thatoddtrumpetgirl

[spookygoo]

Visit Original Link

Kazuhira Miller’s english VA demonstrates his impressive and terrifying vocal abilities.

[colonel-kira-nerys]

[darkrainbow13]

George Takei was so excited to do this shirtless episode. He spent all his free time doing push-ups for a week before they shot this.

[wtnvtweets]

Getting thrown into the real world like

[evilestcreature]

person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away

me: 

[theonion]

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 25, 2015 

[cloudy-irl]

[g0ddess-0f-galaxies-blog]

This is actually how it goes

[baconlettucepsychosis]

the train never stops

[foxpen]

Respect your local people with glasses. They are beautiful just the way they are. Their glasses are awesome and also prevent your soul from being dragged down into the yawning abyss of hell… This are true facts. :P

[baconlettucepsychosis]

It be true

[mighty-science-deactivated20170]

[baconlettucepsychosis]

Tumblr vs ACTUAL horoscopes

Tumblr Aries: HARDCORE !!!!

Irl Aries: a fucking whining baby

Tumblr Taurus: Strong and Loyal :))

Irl Taurus: a mess of a human

Tumblr Gemini: Our Enemy

Irl Gemini: Our Enemy

Tumblr Cancer: sweet and kind and sympathetic :)

Irl Cancer: Satan

Tumblr Leo: Loud and proud!!!

Irl Leo: won't get anything done

Tumblr Virgo: sophisticated and polite

Irl Virgo: a bitch

Tumblr Libra: Straightforward and cool!

Irl Libra: doesn't know shit

Tumblr Scorpio: mysterious and dangerous

Irl Scorpio: big cat

Tumblr Sagittarius: Nice all the time

Irl Sagittarius: will kill you

Tumblr Capricorn: Setting out for the best!!!

Irl Capricorn: in bed eating discount brand cheese puffs

Tumblr Aquarius: uwu baby

Irl Aquarius: ARE YOFU FUCKING REDAD Y TO PARTY

Tumblr Pisces: a fish

Irl Pisces: a shitty fish

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[crystalmikii-deactivated0417201]

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

[shirtnapkin]

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

[prince-bat]

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

[starshipmario-archive-blog]

[Don’t Stop Me Now plays in the distance]

[baconlettucepsychosis]

Ah yes otherwise known as my last bit of faith in humanity leaving thanks to work

[mrbenwyatt]