Which Witch

I never said I was a role model Instagram: svveeti3

[hausmensch]

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

[pissboy]

The Daily Life of a Grandma and Her Odd-Eyed Cat - Miyoko Ihara 

[chelsamander]

[coolkidsofhistory]

“My Uncle getting caught growing weed in the backyard, 1970s.”

[l4422l-deactivated20180412]

find someone who knows you’re not perfect but treats you like you are

[cactuseeds]

Hot take: find someone who knows you’re not perfect, calls you on the shit that’s harmful to yourself+others, works constructively with you to overcome your difficulties, sincerely enjoys your progress, health, and happiness, and acknowledges the important contributions you have made to an increasingly fulfilling relationship.

[shrekyourself]

[monkeywiki]

jim carrey grinch was chaotic neutral but mike myer’s cat in the hat was just straight up chaotic evil

[pochowek]

[shittingonthisworld]

[dodsrike-deactivated20140501]

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[pxlestine]

[WATCH] Palestine TV female reporter is being harassed on air by Israeli occupation terrorists in Aboud, West Bank

[uonthaaa-deactivated20190219]

Men are disgusting … And these soldiers are right at the top …

[fleurissante]

scum of the earth

[palestinianliberator]

It gets even worse when you listen to what she’s trying to report. She’s saying that the policy of collective punishment pursued by the Israeli government is a racist endeavor meant to strangle and suffocate the Palestinian citizens into submission, and the IDF scum are berating her, mocking her, and trying to tell her that she’s wrong [while the cameraman tries to encourage her to ignore them and keep on reporting]

The soldier to our left is continuously repeating “Allahu Akbar” in a taunting manner, while also mocking the Muslim call to prayer. IDF scum are literally berating a news reporter with racist and xenophobic taunts AS she’s reporting about their racist practices

[smutfemme-deactivated20220218]

Why don't you like porn?

every time i answer this question i get at least one fuckin banshee in my inbox calling me a swerf or whatever so no thanks

[tastefullyoffensive]

[belovedblabber]

“she’s a hero only to herself“

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

What's your opinion on spontaneous combustion?

It’s lit

[swarnpert]

some 16 year old who buys crystals off the internet and wears overalls: mom, you’re just grounding me because your mars is in venus so youre prone to bouts of anger, and your pisces sun taurus moon aries rising boss demoted you during a waning moon

[sixpenceee]

Words to live by.

[averagefairy]

no offense but some day somebody’s gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye…until then baby are you gonna let em hold you down and make you cry? Don’t you know? Don’t you know things can change things’ll go your way if you hold on for one more day