Meh

old enough to swear short about me Cute: No Nice personality: Also no

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[corncobjelly]

money butt god bless

[justchisa]

I have never seen a money butt before

[erflump]

All hail Butt Money

[venturous]

Blessings of abundance to all!

[probuccalfat]

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

[februarytrash]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]

[weepyemperor]

Going no contact with yourself

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[ssexbug]

i havent died so maybe i wont ever

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

[ryebreadgf]

the september wind that makes you nostalgic for stupid things has been blowing through the city. watch out

[glowcowboy]

hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on

[maykitz]

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

[kosmogrl]

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[valtsv]

there's only one of me but i do enough fuck all for two blokes