i'm not hearin that noise.

penned by andrew. est. 7/26/16 

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y’all know I’m a slut for making new blogs so follow me on @negotiiator honestly

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y’all know I’m a slut for making new blogs so follow me on @negotiiator honestly

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y’all know I’m a slut for making new blogs so follow me on @negotiiator honestly

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y’all know I’m a slut for making new blogs so follow me on @negotiiator honestly

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y’all know I’m a slut for making new blogs so follow me on @negotiiator honestly

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just so y’all know I’m following some ppl back but I won’t be able 2 read rules until Monday 👀 or late Sunday cause I’m out

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sorry, i wont be active this weekend cause its anime north x.

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📂📂📂

a.  lúcio swears on his life that he has never worn sandals. everytime smoeone brings up a pic of him wearing sandals he rejects them b. lúcio was crushed when he initially realized that he wouldn’t be able to have kids if he wanted to take testosterone.  it was actually something that put him off from taking it for the longest time,  that was until he became an uncle and realized it didn’t mean he’d lose his family or a possibility of having 1 wether or not he could have bio kids 

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idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

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“Hey-----Lucio, right? Thanks so much for coverin' me last week. Needed some backup.”

          “Man, don’t even sweat it. That’s what friends are for!!”  

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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bombsandboba

That only fueled Jamison’s curiosity more. “Are your teeth sharp?” he asked, creeping closer to the other. “Can I touch them?”

         Lúcio initially debated on whether or not he should say anything at all, considering that it was a real possibility that he would just shove his fingers in his mouth as soon as Lùcio said anything.   “Yeah, they’re pretty sharp..  I have to eat raw fish with my teeth, okay? Don’t touch them,” 

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sorry, i wont be active this weekend cause its anime north x.

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"Can you be eaten like sashimi?" (bombsandboba)

          “Well,  no one’s doing it yet..  && I’m warning you,  get near me,  I’ll bite off your finger.” 

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mermaid au sentence starters

HUMAN POV

“Are you poisonous?” “Can I try to pick you up?” “How is your hair so soft?” “Why don’t you get pruney?” “Can you be eaten like sashimi?” “Have you ever fought off a shark?” “You’re even prettier than legends say.” “You speak our language surprisingly well.” “I thought mermaids were supposed to be pretty.” “Here, taste this. It’s a human drink called alcohol.” “Is it true that you can erase memories with a kiss?” “Wait! Please don’t leave! I’m not going to hurt you!” “If I fall in love with you, does that mean I’m into zoophilia?” “If you could get rid of your tail for legs and feet, would you?” “So, like… were you hatched from an egg? Or born like a shark?” “Should I build a house on the beach so we can always be together?”

MERMAID POV

“Do I scare you?” “Your bathtub is too small…” “Go ahead. You can touch me.” “You have to stop coming here.” “People are coming. I have to go.” “Can you take me back to the ocean?” “Why is there an eel between your legs?” “Why is there a clam between your legs?” “My scales are sharp. Please don’t touch them.” “Did you really go out and buy me a kiddy pool to lay in?” “I’m not just a fish. Stop treating me like I’m beneath you.” “I’m getting dehydrated. Can you spray me with the hose?” “Can you stop staring at me? You’re making me uncomfortable.” “I cant live on land, and you cant live in the water. We cant be together.” “If I leave the ocean for you, and you fall out of love with me, I’ll die. You have to know this.” “That’s not a pool. That’s a deep hole with muddy water. You cant expect me to swim in that.”

[mozg-art]

green bois

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rairaitoningu:

“Sadly, I don’t get out all that often. My health sometimes doesn’t let me but, today..nachos sound really good.”

          “Well, I’m glad I can do that for you! While we’re out, maybe we should go someplace fun.. like the arcade!!”