holy beans, batman!

god is real and i killed him

[breakingbenned]

i'm back from the dead and I come bearing

ARSON

[breakingbenned]

hector from tangled the series please give me a kissy 🥺

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[c-is-for-circinate]

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

[fun-with-colors]

This post was prophetic

[red-white-black]

[breakingbenned]

steven universe conflicts

season 1: steven is learning how to control his power!

season 2: evil gems are trying to invade the earth!

season 3: steven is befriending the evil gems that tried to invade the earth!

season 4: steven learns awful things about his mother and has to learn to cope!

season 5: steven has to convince his family of galactic space nazis not to destroy his home!

steven universe the movie: steven's mom is really, really awful!

steven universe future: steven has multiple psychotic episodes and later commits murder!

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[breakingbenned]

I raise you this: cowboys and samurai and

pirates.

[bronwynn]

[breakingbenned]

started on ff.net, moved to wattpad for a very short time, then yeeted over to ao3

[breakingbenned]

giorno giovanna is a walking pregnancy test no i don't take criticism

[breakingbenned]

hey we can all agree that brooke houts is the official new scum of the earth right

[breakingbenned]

a concept

family diner, 50’s themed. all the (drag queen) waitresses wear roller skates and short pink shirts, and the (drag king) cooks wear tight shirts and cute little hats. every 20 minutes there’s a dance number that involves at least one employee dancing on a table. homophobes die if they step inside. life is good.

[breakingbenned]

please guys it’s a good concept

[jpinesart]

no one:

literally not a single soul:

me: man so when are we gonna learn Jake Coolice’s true form? He’s the only Sylph character who we haven’t been told the true form of, and the finale is almost here, and they gotta tell us before Amnesty is over. I just wanna know Jake Coolice’s tr-

[breakingbenned]

ME

[breakingbenned]

well. we got what we wanted! not what we expected, but definitely what we deserved

[breakingbenned]

i see a fic with hozier lyrics as the title and my touch starved goblin brain goes into overdrive. i cannot resist reading it, no matter what the actual content is.

[moschicane]

davenport’s tail is really flexible and he can use it as like an extra hand

[moschicane]

merle: heyyy dav hahaha..

davenport: i’m driving

taako, shouting from the other room: DRIVING? IT’S A SHIP

davenport: STEERING.

magnus, in the same room as taako: PILOTING!

davenport: PILOTING. anyways whaddaya want babe

merle: well.. uh hahah..

davenport: what is it merle

merle: well.. the boys wanted you to sh

taako, bursting into the room while clinging to magnus’ back: CAN YOU OPEN A CAN WITH YOUR TAIL

davenport: can - can i what?

magnus: can. you. open

taako: YOU FUCKIN HEARD US

davenport: merle what the fuck

merle: well-

magnus: he told us you can

merle: well i-

magnus: he said he saw it himself!

taako: AND WE DIDNT BELIEVE HIM SO WE CAME FOR PROOF

[moschicane]

he doesn’t do it for them, obviously, but one day everyone’s making breakfast together and barry’s struggling with the nutella jar and, as he watches lup’s pancakes, absently holds it to his side and says, “hey cap, can you open this for me?” and davenport’s trying to clean up some syrup lucretia knocked over onto the floor and he goes “yeah sure” and doesn’t get up and unscrews it with his tail and barry’s like “cool, thanks” while taako and magnus stare in complete shock

[moschicane]

taako: lucretia,

lucretia: no

merle: but you don’t even know what he was about to ask!

lucretia: i do, and the answer is no

magnus: okay, why can’t you teach him to write with it?

lucretia: he already knows how

[breakingbenned]

sir please, that’s my emotional support hellsite

[breakingbenned]

when i complained about the stuff going on on cherubplay i didn’t mean shut it down

[pizza-with-me-okay-reloaded]

OK, but hear me out:

A dating sim

With all the characters from Monster Factory as romantic options

[breakingbenned]

you don’t marry pam.

pam marry you.

[breakingbenned]

to whoever posted a request for phan only hours after dan came out:

you are literally the worst kind of person, did you even watch the video? did you? did you really?

[breakingbenned]

will someone PLEASE tell me what is happening on cherubplay dot com’s hell directory right now

all i know is that everyone loves one (1) lesbian, there is an n-word in the safe for work section, and (unrelated) someone posted a phan request only a few hours after dan’s coming out video

on a website that doesn’t allow rpf

what is even happening