"Hey, snotface!"

"I don't love anyone cos love's for girls, and girls are disgusting." RP blog for Drop Dead Fred Crossover and AU friendly Tracking Tag: breakingnoises M!A: none, but accepting

[hangingupyourhalo-blog]

Depeche Mode Sentence Starters

[breakingnoises-blog]

"I’ll make you a believer."

"I think that god has a sick sense of humour."

"You know I’m a forgiver."

"Things get broken."

"My God, what have we done to you?"

"There was so little left to give."

"I’ll never be a saint."

"You can always be found."

"Let me see you stripped down to the bone."

"You’ll never be the same."

"Though they speak with eloquence, there is little truth."

"I’m the hole in your heart."

"One touch is all it took to draw you in."

"It’s only when I lose myself."

"Something beautiful is happening inside for me."

"I have found heaven."

"There’s a thousand reasons I shouldn’t spend my time with you."

"Did I need to sell my soul for pleasure like this?"

"Did I need to place my heart in the palm of your hand?"

"I’m waiting for night to fall."

"Know my deliverance will come soon."

"It’s easier here just to forget fear."

"Oh, but the lord himself would blush."

"I’m not looking for absolution."

"My intentions couldn’t have been purer."

"I have all the time in the world to make you mine."

"Don’t say you love me."

"You can run, but you cannot hide."

"Don’t say you’re happy out there without me."

"When will you realise?"

"Say I’m the only one."

"They’re almost falling over you."

"Come on and lie to me."

"Just give me a pain that I’m used to."

"I give in to sin, because you have to make this life liveable."

"You wear guilt like shackles on your feet."

"I surrender, heart and soul."

"There’s a pain, a famine in your heart."

"I suffer from greed, a longing to feed on the mercy in you."

"I’m not going down on my knees, begging you to adore me."

"I have to believe sin can make a better man."

[the-write-ideas]

Winter Season/Christmas Music sentence pack

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"It really is a wonderful life."

"Tell me, who would miss us if we got on a plane and spent the holiday away?"

"I’ll be home for Christmas."

"Do you see what I see?"

"Listen to what I say."

"Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you."

"Giddy-up, let’s go!"

"Everybody likes to take a holiday!"

"What child is this?"

"Your home is in my heart, it’s everywhere I go." 

"I’ll make a silent wish just for you this Christmas."

 ”Tomorrow is Christmas!”

"This is a lovely way to spend a Christmas." 

"I want to save all my nights and spend them with you."

"Throw cares away!" 

"Save us all from Satan’s power!"

"It hasn’t snowed a single flurry!"

"I’ve grown a little leaner, grown a little colder, grown a little sadder, grown a little older." 

"Why have you gone away?"

"Look what the time’s done."

"Do you remember me?"

"I’m all grown up now, but still need help, somehow."

“Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away.”

"If you kissed me now, I know you’d fool me again."

"I’ll be under the mistletoe."

"All I want for Christmas is you." 

"There is just one thing I need."

"It’s nice to have you here."

"Merry Christmas, my friend!"

"I guess that Santa’s busy, ‘cause he never comes around."

"The weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful."

"I really can’t stay." 

“Beautiful, what’s your hurry?”

"I ought to say no."

"Gosh your lips look delicious." 

"There’s bound to be talk tomorrow… at least there will be plenty implied."

"How can you do this thing to me?"

"I waited for you to come back to me."

"Play me one more song!" 

"Please come home for Christmas. If not by Christmas, by New Years night." 

"I’ve noticed, If one could be home they’d be all ready there.”

"Are prayers just wishes in disguise?” 

"In a single night, you know it all can change."

"We could build a snowman!"

"From now on, our troubles will be out of sight."

"What are you doing New Year’s Eve?"

“Maybe I’m crazy to suppose I’d ever be the one you chose.”

"Open your heart and look around!"

“I’m gonna make a lot of money, then I’m gonna quit this crazy scene.”

(nsfw) "[S/he] loved me so naughty, [s/he] made weak in the knees." 

"Kiss [him/her] once for me."

"I don’t know if they’ll be snow."

"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas."

(via the-write-ideas)

[nonthreatening-boys]

Phoebe Cates

[thelovewhisperer]

I’m not even upset, hurt, or angry anymore. I’m just tired. I’m tired of putting in more effort than I receive. I’m tired of holding on for nothing. I’m tired of believing all your lies. I’m tired of proving me wrong every time. I’m tired of getting my hopes up and being disappointed again.

Daily Tumblr Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)

[breakingnoises-blog]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[queenxcersei]

STARTER SENTENCE MEME: LANA DEL REY EDITION.

Send a $ for a sentence.

Over 100+ starter sentences based on Lana Del Rey lyrics. (death cw, sex cw, drugs cw, alcohol cw) —— Feel free to tweak sentences for ease of RP.

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[apricotedits]

So you got married. Snotface grew up and got married.

[apricotedits]

Drop Dead Fred (1991)

[seen-on-the-screen]

Drop Dead Fred (1991)

[breakingnoises-blog]

M/A: Gender swap for 8 hours

"Woah, snotface, look. I got girl parts."

[inboxstuff]

This is a Magic Anon generator. Just screenshot this post, or click and drag the GIFs, for the M!A and the duration, then send it to the person who reblogged this post! Please do not remove this text from the post.

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours!

A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc.

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[bloodhealer-blog]

Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Drop. Your. Sword."

"Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something."

"I am not left handed."

"As you wish."

"I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing."

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."

"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today."

"Have fun storming the castle."

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life."

"Have you ever considered piracy?"

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

"Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning."

"You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen."

"You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you."

"You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die."

"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist."

"You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces."

"You killed my love."

"It’s possible. I kill a lot of people."

"I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."

"No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____."

"I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast."

"Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it."

"Is this a kissing book?"

"A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"

"I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped."

"There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."

"Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up."

"Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."

"There will be blood tonight!"

"That is the sound of ultimate suffering."

"Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me."

"I challenge you to a battle of wits."

"You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

"Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?"

"She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out."

"You can die too for all I care!"

"So I’m here till I die?"

"I can cope with torture."

"I fight gangs for local charities and stuff."

"That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies."

"I will never love again."

"You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!"

"To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

"Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!"

"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

"I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself."

"I just work for ____ to pay the bills."

"It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise."

"I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive."

"Stop saying that!"

[i-am-the-strongest-blog]

Just a reminder that my askbox exists:

[sephyathredon]

Break my Character (Try to upset them, make them cry)

Give them some bad news and see how they react

Marry, Cuddle, Kill (give me three names)

Tell them how you really feel about them

Anons of any kind (Magic, Creepy, rp, etc)

Obey Commands (Put obey in front of a command and character has to do it)

Mun vs Muse Discussions

Truth or Dare

Love letters

Plot/rp requests

[andimrobin-archive]

send me a new girl quote for my muse's reaction.

"you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?"

"i don’t want a refund on you."

"a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!"

"i’m high on anxiety meds right now."

"i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!"

"oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost."

"nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!"

"boob season’s over for you!"

"there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson."

"when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison."

"i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to."

"you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matches…for a penny."

"sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day."

"you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?"

"so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies."

"oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!"

"i’m having a party tonight and i can’t have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat."

"it’s early in the relationship. i’m still shaving above the knee."

"i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song."

"i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words."

"i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die."

"life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, I said ass."

"you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!"

"i’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history."

"you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!"

"i’m gonna take you…respectfully."

"i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!"

"have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?"

"please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil."

"why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?"

"i feel like russel crowe in every movie he’s ever done."

"i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening."

"does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constiution of america? no, i think not."

"destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis."

"where are your nipples, man?"

"i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!"

"i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."

"let’s just suck it up and french a little."

"been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day."

"they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!"

"i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life."

"please do not angry-fix the sink."

"you my boo and i been missing you."

"i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels."

"can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?"

"obama…."

"first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006."

"sandwiches and sex?! i want that!"

"i want to rub my face on his face!"

"are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch."

"i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience."

"this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!"

"guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?"

"damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!"

"i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked."

"are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan."

"why does your hair look so baby soft?!"

"i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something."

"did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"

"what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now."

[breakingnoises-blog]

friendly reminder, i don’t mind starting interactions with pre-established relationships. we don’t always have to start at the first meeting. 

[breakingnoises-blog]

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11.

"I don't celebrate Christmas."