nipples are like chocolate chips on your chest.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you're 21 years old and so confused. pchum and kik: breatheHeir M!A: accepting [ indie John Egbert rp blog. all art not mine unless stated otherwise.]

[breatheheir]

www.rbnjb.com?a=85395173

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[breatheheir]

jihon have good day

dave!!

[breatheheir]

dracodigiamazzi liked your photoset:incorrectfeaquotes: Submitted by Anonymous

!!

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Submitted by Anonymous

[breatheheir]

culumalda replied to your post: niels is going to come downstairs and make me take...

yes. nap with me.

quiet whining.

[breatheheir]

culumalda:

John.

yes?

[breatheheir]

ultraviolentdiamonds:

Oh no.

no, i’ll just give them to niels. it’ll be payback.

[breatheheir]

niels is going to come downstairs and make me take a nap, i bet.

[breatheheir]

i am here with my two inch long nails, ready to start some trouble.

[culumalda]

please do not.

[breatheheir]

i wanna see how fast our car can really go.

[culumalda]

john, no.

[breatheheir]

ultraviolentdiamonds replied to your post: i am here with my two inch long nails, ready to…

Start so much trouble.

i’ve found the cookies that my husband tried to hide from me so now i’m going to start throwing them at babies like hand grenades. it’s about to be the most chaotic toddler party in the history of texas.

[ultraviolentdiamonds]

That’s maybe too much trouble.

[breatheheir]

no, no. i’m in it now. the babies have seen the cookies, i have to follow through. i can’t teach them to be quitters!!!

[breatheheir]

ultraviolentdiamonds replied to your post: i am here with my two inch long nails, ready to...

Start so much trouble.

i’ve found the cookies that my husband tried to hide from me so now i’m going to start throwing them at babies like hand grenades. it’s about to be the most chaotic toddler party in the history of texas.

[breatheheir]

bunnymagics replied to your post: i am here with my two inch long nails, ready to...

start all the trouble

i’m about to start knocking things over.

[culumalda]

i’m probably back and my dash is dead. deader than dead, possibly.

[breatheheir]

i just showed up to tell everybody that he’s cute.

[breatheheir]

i am here with my two inch long nails, ready to start some trouble.

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

Nobody controls what I do!!! Nobody! Not even me! I’m out of control but only I control that!

[straightboyfriend]