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woofwoofimmaturtle

Friendly reminder Mitsuhide bit our ass

silkkorchid

What do we call him now? The Ass Chomper?

bontu-the-l0ver

I support this! We should all call him the ass chomper

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ydktun

For Science！

emositecc

A good boy

poolverinetruther

I get why people have a crush on Alastor now

artstorieshusbandos

Welcome to the club. Speaker help us all.

angkis

selineram3421

wazzi2ya

AlastorxChair is the best thing I've seen out of this season.

artstorieshusbandos

Alaschair!

cringefailvox

how many times do we think rosie has made alastor sit there and listen to her embellish his life story all over again for her own amusement while he seethes impotently

artstorieshusbandos

Probably not that many. I'm thinking episode 4 is the first time he's pushed Rosie to pull rank on him. That's why they seem so friendly in season 1. They've probably been at least civil this entire time until he thought she lied to him and he got rude.

rexlover180

Hello and welcome to Alastor's honey pot face tour. Because he was being hysterical and I couldn't stop taking pictures.

Oh, no, look at me. I'm just a kicked around little prey creature. You did such a good job attacking me I could hardly go on.

Look! I'm so harmless I'm even shorter than Velvette. I know you've always been self conscious about our height difference so I'll bow to you for that. And those delightful bunny ears that neglect my antlers are sooo cute!

My eyes are so big and this shirt I definitely didn't pop open in that alley over there when you thought I was hiding from you is showing this scar that proves I'm really no challenge for you.

But don't forget I'm still schemey! If this is too easy you'll catch on this is a trick!

Oh but my eyes are so BIG you see! Im a little prey animal and you're so big and scary and remember how I'm smaller than you? Just these two itty bitty things for me you big strong TV man. They barely even matter!

Look how expressive I can be! I can be so cute for you!!! And this deal really isn't that bad at all!

Remember when my smile was soft like this for you, Vox? I'm holding out my hand because I'm so weak and fragile that it would be so hard to stand up on my own.

And wouldn't it all be so nice and easy to go back to the way things were? Look at how big this wound is. I'm not a threat to you at all! You could do anything you want to me with this deal! I'm not worried, why should you be?

(An angle NOT explicitly from Vox's perspective that just shows Alastor just being normal and waiting for Vox to walk into his trap.)

I'm not SAYING that Al played Vox like a fiddle on those streets but Alastor knew his target like the back of his fucking hand. Every single shot from Voxs perspective was fucking Doe Eyes(tm).

artstorieshusbandos

I never get tired of Alastor working his magic.

contrivedchaos

I was initially really upset about the whole Alastor being kidnapped by the Vees thing, but after seeing him repeatedly rage bait Vox while tied up to his wheely chair, the guy is still clearly in control of his faculties. He made the decision to be extremely uncomfy in the short term for the long-term goal of destroying Vox from the inside, and I fucking respect him for that.

Also, seeing him vibe with Velvette cracked me up. She dragged him along specifically to annoy Vox and I'm here for it.

artstorieshusbandos

Yeah it was really hard to watch Alastor got through all of that, but Alastor's sheer genius is why I love this character so much. Even when his worst enemies got him tied in a rolling chair and they're so sure that they've won they don't know how wrong they are. He's writing the fate of Hell with his hands tied in a wheelie chair.