ashton !!

staircase wit.

[florencemachines]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) + tumblr posts (part 1)

[junior-stargazer-goke91-deactiv]

Manchester by the Sea (2016)

Director: Kenneth Lonergan

Cinematographer: Jody Lee Lipes

[amazoogle]

[slutatron-3000]

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Is Roy Willing to Go the Extra Mile for Keeley?

[campmiasmas]

Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK 2010, dir. David Fincher

[thetomska]

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[cuuno-moved]

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

[furrama]

[p2ep]

[clairenovvak]

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

[nightofthecreeps]

Winner of the Directors Guild of America Award for Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Comedy Series for 2019:

BILL HADER Barry, “ronny/lily”

[phonecallfromgod]

The Social Network + Reductress Headlines pt. 6

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht 

[vegannerdgirl]

You can’t leave this out

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[nia--san]

yes there is

[deanphobia]

All right what'm I gonna do today, what'm I gonna do right? I'll knock on the door and say “Hello.” No wait that's too subtle. I'm gonna punch him and I'm gonna say “I miss you.” No, no, hold back hold back, save 'em, never admit to that. How 'bout I go up to him and I punch him and I go, "Dad’s missing." No that's too strong, all right. I'll break into his house, I'm gonna punch him. I will start by acting as though we were never apart and hitting on his girlfriend, as that is a given. Then for a little backstory I will pepper in the fact that Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days,