collector of collections

hi i’m ziggy, 25, he/him i’m also @lexlonelyhours if you like the magnus archives or the mechanisms, and @wheresziggy if you like mcyt. reddit and twitter refugees welcome

[skelebestfriend]

eyes pitched ever starward

for as long as i remember,

searching the cosmos for

something, anything.

how lucky i was to find you, my comet

-please orbit me forever

[skelebestfriend]

so long stardust, i’ll see you again under clearer skies

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[strawberryisscrumptious]

Haven't posted in 5 years ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 (8 days)

[brynnamonroll]

I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.

[thecoolerwinter1234lo]

this fanfiction shit easy af

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Maine, somewhere. What a contraption.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[depsidase]

[garaks-padded-bra]

I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed

[emmacandle]

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[gin-juice-tonic]

[gin-juice-tonic]

[guerrillatech]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?