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[elitegreet]

[saidbyastoner]

Stoner Gossip #3

Eminem joined ISIS

[expressions-of-nature]

Almaty Region, Kazakhstan by Olga Kulakova

[hungwy]

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[transgenderization]

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[betagrove]

Jeff the Kisser 💋

Tender Man 🫂

BEN Clowned 🤡

Smile Dog 😁

Married Alive 💍

[mlarayoukai]

Last night was like a ps2 pre rendered cutscene

[dietranch]

[horseblob]

we can eat wednesday food today

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all