Breathe In, Breathe Out.

22. Colorado. Bi Witch that prefers working with water. Empath. Slytherin. Mommy to Maximus & Weston, the best boys on this Earth, and married to a man I'm very happy & healthy with.

[rojo-todd]

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

[mixedapocalyptic]

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

[simplessence]

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

[mrdsc1010]

Same Energy

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

My fluffy angel. My life partner. My magic kat.

[josepaivawolff]

Youthone | Santo Amaro de Oeiras

[josepaivawolff]

Youthone | Santo Amaro de Oeiras

[hhermionejean-deactivated201912]

harry potter challenge: 2/7 characters → remus lupin

“think I did,” said lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. “one: he’s sitting on my chair. two: he’s wearing my clothes. three: his name’s remus lupin…”  

[antoniosvivaldi]

@hogwartsonline creation event: Hogwarts Professor → Minerva McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.”

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

I can understand wanting a hood ornament, but this is something else via Shitty_Car_Mods

[klefable]

fuck u shitty car mods this is a Statement

[xsunnyeclipse]

[wellfuckthishellsiteiguess-deac]

i made this instead of writing

[starfallskitter]

im reblogging this instead of writing

[babyfairy]

[pochowek]

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[ysabelmystic]

My mom is very proud that her misinterpreted words have been witnessed by the internet. My brother is disappointed that I didn’t post a picture with it so he could become a meme. 

[gurosuggestion]

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[inkskinned]

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

[purplebuddhaquotes]

Once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood.

Nikos Kazantzakis (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[cat-alvarez]

“And in the next moment, he was out in the dark, quiet street, heaving his heavy trunk behind him, Hedwig’s cage under his arm.“