Whenever I have someone ask me for advice in how to become a bimbo, I always say the same thing: outside of the rules that Iâve written, the only advice I can give would be specific to each person.
I need to know who you are, what you look like, and whatâs holding you back. I also need to know what your ultimate goal is. Is it to be a full bimbo? Is it to be just stage 2? Perhaps itâs to be just a more fashionable girl. I need to know the starting point and the destination before I can draw the map.Â
With that said, I have noticed one re-occurring theme. There is always something holding a bimbo candidate back. Perhaps itâs a complete lack of knowledge on how to look sexy. Perhaps itâs what their friends or family will think. Perhaps itâs a job and what co-workers think thatâs getting in the way. Maybe itâs just being scared. Or maybe itâs because girls these days have been told they should grow up to be doctors and lawyers and scientists and other careers, and not focus on their looks and what men think of them.
With that, Iâve come up with one piece of advice that can help rationalize why you should become a bimbo.Â
Being a bimbo is a career!
It is! Itâs career choice. I mean that not only in how you should approach training and commitment, I also really mean that monetarily. Think about it. All the girls I post, do you think they are doctors? Do you think they have a 4 year degree in psychology? Do they look like future CEOâs?Â
No. Yet, do they look unhappy? Do they look stressed? Do they look bored? And just as importantly, do they look poor?
How many of them look like they are dressed well? With hot and rich guys? In nice, expensive places? - Most of them!
Look at this poor, unattractive, unhappy girl
Look at this rich, sexy, happy bimbo
Letâs discuss those two points:
Like any career, to be successful you have to train. In most careers, you might go to school and get a bachelors degree. Some require you to get a masters, or even a doctorate. All of these levels require a lot of work. In theory, the more work and time you put in, the more you get out on the other end.Â
Being a bimbo is no different. This is bimbofication. You have to train and learn about what it takes. You must learn how to dress, learn how to act, learn what looks good and what doesnât, and learn what men want. As you do this, you slowly complete the bimbo process and earn yourself a bimbo degree!
With any career, youâll then find yourself out of school and in the work force. Here is where you really shine as a bimbo. You work your way up through the bimbo food chain. You apply your bimbo skills at interviews with new men. You market yourself with your Instagram and the clothing you wear. You become a career bimbo. Itâs your life! And itâs a happy one!Â
You spend your life looking sexy, loving the attention, and being the happiest bimbo you can be. Most people say âitâs not a job if you look forward to itâ. Well, if you love being a bimbo then itâs not really a job, there isnât a happier thing on earth to do!
So, how do you make money becoming a bimbo? Itâs important to remember that most women these days are told to not be stay at home wives. To go out and get in the STEM fields. To get high paying, stressful jobs.Â
Well, the reality is those jobs are few and far between. Chances are most women, and frankly most men, will go to college and go into debt to get an entry level job, then spend their good years working their way up to middle management. Dealing with office politics, back-stabbing, sitting at a desk all day, and things not coming as easy as it does to the men. Itâs stressful! All while making barely enough to get by, and marrying an average guy who doesnât make enough to let you stay at home with the kids all day. Meanwhile, you sit there and day dream about being one of those pretty girls sitting next to some rich guy in his Ferrari.Â
Why do that when you can turn being a bimbo into a career? The money you would spend on college can easily go to gym memberships, implants, fake lips, and a bimbo wardrobe. With that investment, you can easily start off with an entry-level bimbo job. Maybe this is a bikini-barista. Maybe this is at Hooters. Maybe this is a stripper or a cam-girl. But you can start somewhere making a little money to support your early bimbo dreams.Â
Entry Level Bimbo - Bikini Barista
As you move up in your bimbo career, you can really hit it big with social media. Between Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr, you can make a lot of money by just taking photos of your sexy self doing fun things. Did you know the top Instagram models earn millions of dollars a year? You read that right. Do you think they are doctors or lawyers or accountants on the side? NO! They are full tine bimbos! They spend their dayâs staying sexy and showing off. - The two main principles of being a bimbo.Â
Instagram Bimbo - Enjoying the beach and showing off her work
Ana Cheri makes over $3mil a year being a Bimbo on Instagram
Finally, the last part of the bimbo career is rich men. Your bimbo career could pay off when you hit it big by finding and marrying a rich man. If youâre a good girl for him, heâll keep you around for quite a long time. Youâll not only be allowed to spend your days keeping sexy, shopping, and pleasing him, heâll give you a Mercedes, and take you to high-class parties. What could be better!
So, I ask you: What is a better career choice for a young girl? Spending tens of thousands of dollars on school? Or spending much less on dedicating yourself to looking as sexy as possible? One will work their way up to a mediocre career with mediocre happiness, and one will work their way up to a rich man who makes them significantly happier, spending their days doing what they love!
Here is the bimbo career path:
Bimbo training / Education - This is Bimbofication
Bimbo entry-level job - It wonât be glamourous, but itâll get you experience
Bimbo Social Media Star - this is where you become popular and get fans
Bimbo Husband - A rich guy who helps you fulfill your dreams!
Of course, not everyone will climb the entire ladder. But a middle of the road bimbo will always be happier than a middle of the road manager and some boring job desk job.
As Always, feel free to ask me questions!
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