'But surely,' he said, 'that must be an orange.'

"Books which teach how to dance -- There are authors who, by representing the impossible as possible, and by talking of morality and cleverness as if both were merely moods and humours assumed at will, produce a feeling of exuberant freedom, as if man stood on tiptoe and were compelled to dance from sheer, inward delight." Cully, genderweird sea creature Weirdo queer feminist, barefooted hobbit-person, prodigious ginger, predisposed towards fannishness and literary criticism, writer of many things. Here you will currently find: honestly mostly Doctor Who at the moment. Doctor/Master generally, specific flailing over Delgado!Master, Simm, and Missy. Current Doctors of choice are Ten, Three, Six, and Twelve. Jo Grant is my baby child and I adore her I was also Gimli in the Epic Sansukh Podfic Project My fanfiction can be found over at the AO3: CHECK IT Occasionally I write flaily unexpected not-quite-fic which may be found under the tag whoops i wrote a thing I am also an amateur fandom archivist and fic rec expert, you can check my annotated Boosh (and associated fandoms) fic recs here: my fic recs tag and here: Cully's Ever-Expanding General List of Boosh Fic Recs-- Feel free to ask if you're ever looking for fics of a particular flavour! Also sometimes I sing and/or read things

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[psychonaut-lisa-frankenstein]

in case there's anyone who hasn't seen this, this is anthony head as frank n furter. i think it's how he'd like to be remembered

[heimeldat]

Someone suggested that Delgado ought to wear lace gloves. Who am I to deny this vision?

[theholmwoodfoundation]

Season Two/Writing Updates

Hello all!

As we approach the 1-year anniversary of Holmwood Season One, I thought I'd make a post regarding our current position with season two and the future of THF.

First of all, and most excitingly: We have a funding avenue, and we hope to have it locked down by the end of this year. It's not how we would have expected or hoped to fund season two (securing external funding for the arts in the UK is still extremely difficult without a huge name, brand or following behind you, and so self-funding is our only option if we want to complete this series) but we're extremely grateful for it nonetheless.

With that in mind, we have continued to redraft our Season Two scripts, with the aim of having them locked down for production as soon as we have our funding/ cast any additional roles.

At time of writing, Season Two is still about ten episodes long, each about an hour (10k words), and we've just re-locked the first three to send to our editor, Kat.

The rest are approaching the same state of completion, so we're hopeful to have a complete season locked and ready to go as soon as we're able.

Our Jonathan Harker 3rd and Asset #6-centric minisode is on track for release the second week of June, as we're just adding the finishing touches to audio. Watch out for updates and a release announcement in the very near future!

And finally, Fio and I will be making the trek up to Whitby very soon, including our own little journey across the Yorkshire Moors. Expect plenty of photos and maybe a few videos from our trip, as we follow Maddie, Jeremy and the Harkers into the mist and rain! (Should we bring our Dracula skull with us?)

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[itssofuckingover]

i love his self denial and the way he’s like. he gets what he wants by putting it as like. well OBVIOUSLY if you were good you’d just… stay with me forever and never leave me! like. i’m beginning to think that maybe your test is less about her being good or about how good you can be how you can fix her and fix yourself by proxy and more like. this is a way to make her do what you want her to do. like. oh! well! if you were REALLY better you’d um. um. you’d let me keep you in a box with only me for company and youd die with me on the battlefield only instead of standing across from me you’d be beside me and holding my hand and we’d be together forever and ever in a way. and that’s my test to see if you’re good and if you don’t do it i will resent you for it and hold it against you and will be really fucking mean to you about it.

[the-evil-skull]

I'm fine and then I remember "you killed peri?"

[sandersstudies]

Name as many Shakespeare plays as you can. Feel free to write them down and check your answers but not to cheat. How many can you name?

0

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10-14

15-19

20-24

25-29

30-35

36+ (“all of them” depending on who you ask)

Voting ended onJun 7

Tell me in the comments: are you from a country that speaks predominantly English? Was any Shakespeare required in your education?

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[justlikesuperstars]

Because this appeared on my dash at the most appropriate moment ever

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[shittycryptids]

A demon that kills people and leaves a funko pop of them in their place.

[heroofthreefaces]

[violetti-sinivuokko]

I've come up with a litmus test for whether someone has watched enough Classic Who or not.

Is this a scene from Classic Who?

Yes.

No.

Fine, I admit it... I've not watched enough Classic Who.

Voting ended onJun 5

(You'll get your answer once the poll has finished.)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

make a bunch of wheels with bread/cheese/meat/vegetables/sauce/extra so that you can Spin for Sandwich

you're making a sandwich!! Spin THIS wheel 3-5 times for the toppings!

How is it!

good!!

it's alright

ew

EW

inedible

Results

Voting ended onJun 3

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

[eldradmvstlive]

Jo 💕

[universtellar]