live fast, die young, bad girls do it well

[asktherachelbstjames-deactivate]

Oh, I wouldn’t skip any time on the treadmill if I were you. I’ve noticed you packed on a few extra pounds. Careful, Bree, I would hate to re-assign you to the bottom of the pyramid. My taste in boys? Might I remind you that you’re the one who went for my sloppy seconds - sloppy thirds, actually, considering that even Marley Rose got there before you. And considering you aren’t my friend, I’d say my taste in friends is actually pretty damn great.

[breevalicious]

Bitch, please, my abs are the best on this damn team and everyone knows it. Bottom of the pyramid doesn't scare me. Just think about who's holding you up when you're at the top just one wrong move from toppling back down to the bottom. Pretty sure Fuckerman boned his way through 50% of the females around here before you got your claws in him so it's really not like you have any claim in that department. Oh snap, you really got me with that one, Kitkat. And we all know nobody can stand your nasally voice and borderline psycho Jesus lover nonsense to actually be your friend.

[thegreatjpuckerman-deactivated2]

What, it’s not a pleasure for you? Harsh, babe. Here I thought we had something special.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised the first thing you mention is my dick. Always so thirsty, weren’t you? And to answer your question, yes, my dick spent plenty of time inside a rubber.

[breevalicious]

We didn't have anything special, Jake. We barely had anything period.

The last thing I am is thirsty for your dick. In fact your dick has officially put me off dick for the time being so thanks for that. Just want to make sure we won't be seeing you on Maury or Jerry Springer anytime soon, seeing if you're the father or not.

[asktherachelbstjames-deactivate]

Oh, what was that? You want to run extra laps next practice? Good to know. My taste has always been and continues to remain impeccable, even with one embarrassing lapse in judgement marring my record.

[breevalicious]

Go for it, Kitkat. Saves me some time on the treadmill later tonight. We both know that's a big pile of poo. Between your taste in clubs to your taste in friends to your taste in boys, impeccable is pretty much the opposite of what I'd call it.

[ladybrittany]

At last, someone else with common sense. Tell me why we haven’t spoken earlier? I thought it was about time to get a right hand girl, and not the sorry excuses for hags I’ve seen in the past history of this school. Walking around linking pinkies and painting each others toes might have been their thing, but it isn’t really my idea of fun

[breevalicious]

We've both been preoccupied with avoiding show tune singing freaks we managed to miss each other? I'm all for being a right hand girl but call me your hag and I'll bitch slap you so hard you'll be seeing straight. 

[masonmccarth-blog]

Oh my god, you’re hitting the nail on the plank. It’s just like the people that are convinced that wearing shorts when it comes around the winter time is a good idea. That’s just straight up wrong on about 100 levels (times about 100 more).

[breevalicious]

I don't give a flying crap if people want to wear shorts in the middle of winter - that's their own stupidity in action but at least it's not painful on my eyes. The leggings however are nine times out of ten worn by people who shouldn't be wearing them period.

[kinglyben]

I loved that book! Although the sequel was even better. Totally under appreciated. Anyway, so not the point, sorry.

Look, I agreed that it’s awkward to go out in public wearing that, because I know I don’t feel comfortable, but you shouldn’t try to make people feel bad for the way they look in leggings. What if someone who’s a little bit heavier’s really making a sincere effort to get in shape, and you’re making them too self-conscious to want to go out and even try?

[breevalicious]

Definitely not the point, Mary.

That's the whole point though. Make them feel self conscious so that the next time they contemplate going out in public dressed like that they'll remember the last time they attempted that fashion train wreck.

[hfandysachs]

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[breevalicious]

now we run run away from the boys in the blue,  and my car smells like chocolate hey now think about what to do, think about what to say, think about how to think pause it play, pause it play, pause it

[asktherachelbstjames-deactivate]

Oh look, an opinion that we actually agree on. Leggings are not pants, I don’t care what your excuse is, and I certainly don’t care how great you think your ass looks, because I can assure you it is possibly the most unflattering look possible. I really don’t want to see anybody’s camel toe or bulging sides, so please cover that up.

[breevalicious]

For once you actually have decent taste in something, as shocking as that may be. Maybe getting away from that cesspool of a club has helped improve your tastes.

[eeeneymeaniemina]

That could be the case. But I do imagine it takes a lot of confidence as we to wear something so exposing out and about.

[breevalicious]

You say confidence, I say stupidity. Agree to disagree.

[thegreatjpuckerman-deactivated2]

…Bree. Always a pleasure.

[breevalicious]

Puckerman.

Manage to keep your dick wrapped up this summer?

[kinglyben]

Okay, I actually agree with you, but you don’t need to be mean to people. I’m sure they’re perfectly lovely, even if there’s a little extra in their leggings.

[breevalicious]

Miraculous, Sarah Plain and Tall agrees with me on something. It's not perfectly lovely when someone's busting out of the seams of material that is already supposed to stretch.

[ladybrittany]

Well I can assure you that I won’t be letting you down. I can’t say the same for some of my lazy teammates. Perhaps Coach will be more in the zone this year now that those singing and dancing creepers that teachers get too attached to have all left

[breevalicious]

Never have truer words been spoken. I knew I was gonna be a fan of you. You keep on your team's ass and I'll keep on mine's and hopefully by homecoming the proper status quo will be returned to this school.

[narrcissa]

Good thing I’ve got my Cheerio skirt then.

[breevalicious]

Stick with that skirt, McCarthy. I catch you walking these halls in a pair of damn leggings, you'll be stuck at the bottom of the pyramid till you finish college.

[eeeneymeaniemina]

There’s still a nicer way to do that than mockery and ridicule. It probably takes a lot of confidence to come to school in leggings in lieu of proper pants. 

[breevalicious]

I'd say it's more laziness and lack of common sense than confidence.

[eeeneymeaniemina]

That reaction is a bit extreme for disagreeing with someone else’s fashion choices isn’t it? Have you ever considered just ignoring them?

[breevalicious]

It's preparing them for the real world. Things aren't all technicolored and Disney-esque for the masses and the sooner people learn that the better off they'll be. I'm doing them all a favor by informing them of the poor choices they're making.

[ladybrittany]

You don’t have to tell me twice.. Seriously, it’s embarrassing to be the only one on a football field who has the mental capacity to pick up a ball and run with it.

[breevalicious]

I refuse to waste my Friday nights, pumping pompoms and back flipping on the sidelines if we've got a team that can't score a touchdown. It's just wrong.

[twinningmasonmccarthy-blog]

Great.

A bunch of people just followed me from William McKinley High School. Considering I don’t know who any of you are, I can only assume you’re about to launch some sort of cyber bullying attack on me that’ll give my laptop viruses, since none of you probably know who I am either. 

If you just want to destroy what I actually care about, it’d be a better idea to just smash my iPod and headphones, just saying. But whatever, I’ll go call tech support to prepare for the upcoming battle my laptop has to go through. Since there’s really no other reason why any of you would be following me.

[breevalicious]

Hate to break it to you, Bluto, but nobody cares enough to go down the cyber bullying road. Kicking you in the halls or putting lame signs on your back at school, sure. But cyber bullying is more effort than 87% of the guys here are willing to put into their tactics.