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@ladybrittany
oneman-samâ:
WAP wasnt upbeat enough? Im not in ND or nothing but im pretty sure nothing can outshine miss Britt.
WAP was awesome! So Iâm kinda disappointed that everything weâve done in Glee club since the cheerios joined has been mega boring. Like.. Who even likes showtunes? You should join, because with our blonde magic, we could win this regional whatever that they keep talking about. Iâm in the club now, so itâs cool.
thelquinnfabrayâ:
Youâre doing good charity work Britt. We need to get this team into shape if we want any chance at regionals. Also.. itâll give you more info for Sue, and I really want to bring her good news this week.Â
Right? I donât even know what a regionals is, but theyâre all super hyped about it and now Iâm thinking that maybe itâs something we either shouldnât be doing at all... Or maybe we should kick out everyone that sucks, idk. Youâre such a good spy. They should give you your own movie.
tina-c-changâ:
Youâre kidding, right? Weâre fine at dancing, we just havenât been doing it for years like you⊠Cheerios.Â
I mean, your better than Finn is, but youâre just awesome at everything and I love you so much. My mom said I came out of the womb dancing, which is weird because that would be the last thing on my mind if I was squeezed through a tiny hole covered is goop.. And I was born in a barn with all the animals, just like Jesus. The straw and stuff would have hurt my little baby feets.
itsqbfinnâ:
You know Iâm dating one of your best friends, right? Itâs important to me that you know that.
Oh yeah... Right! Sorry, you guys kinda look all the same when you all wear the same football outfit. Maybe you should start wearing different colors or something. Or get your names on the back because I donât speak numbers.
Okay but; as the best dancer in Glee club and also the prettiest, I totally think we should do something more up beat and less boring for whatever this competition thing is. Iâll totally give away some free dance lessons to people now we donât have that weirdly short Dakota guy anymore. Iâd hate it if you all suck and make me look too good on stage,
onemansamâ:
Are you sure he didnât like.. die? If hes ghosting you then maybe hes actually chilling right there and you just cant see him or nothing. does random stuff move around you sometimes?? Thats real ghost behaviour and can be a sign.Â
I think he only knew that stuff cause his dad listened to it and stuff. Kinda like how I know the backstreet boys cause my mom blasts them in the car.Â
Sometimes all the stuff in my room moves around and hides from me.. But I thought that was just Lord Tubbington giving me payback when I steal the poops from his litterbox. If he IS a ghost, that would make for an even BETTER interview! I could be one of those super sexy witchy women on tiktok. I should get a face piercing.
Who are the backstreet boys? Is that a gang? Are you in a gang, Sammy?
ryderklynnâ:
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honestly i think that name would be catchier for them too! if theyâre gonna keep doing songs like WAP that is.Â
the cheerios are joining? like you and quinn and santana? thatâs crazy! does that mean that glee is cool now? that would be something new for mckinley. iâll be honest the number of pretty girls in the group definitely helps peak my interest.
What else would they sing? Musicals are just a whole heap of boring. Unless they do the one about the cats where everyone is a cat. Canât remember what itâs called though.
Yep! And some other ones but I canât remember their names.. They all wear the same outfit, which can get really confusing for me. You should join it and we can dance together! Iâve seen your super abstract moves on the football field. Youâre like.. a sexy interpretive dance guru.
text || kurt + britt
KURT: I don't think anyone has ever said that to me... And I don't even know what it means.
KURT: Okay, I'm deciding to ignore the... miniature witch part and the burn book of shamed students. But you're joining the Glee Club? Like you and all of the Cheerios?
BRITT: It's 100% a good thing, babyboy. Narwhales are the unicorns of the ocean
BRITT: We sure are! Me, Sanny, Quinnie and all those other ones. Literally like, all the ones that Coach actually knows the names of! How EXCITING!
BRITT: I'm gonna get all the solos.
qbfinnâ:
I hope you guys enjoyed the assembly, we worked really hard on it. I never thought Iâd be doing a version of the WAP in front of the whole school but uh, here we are. I forgot how catchy that song is.Â
It was so totally hot. Are you single?
TEXTS đ±: brittany & rachel
RACHEL: As the Cheerio who spits venom the least, I wanted to get your opinion on ND's performance at the assembly. From someone who society deems as traditionally popular, I'd like a bird's eye view into the mindset of someone watching us that has no bias.
BRITT: Wait
BRITT: Which Cheerio has super powers and I DON'T!? This is so unfair.
BRITT: Which one is ND though? Is that the guy in the robot chair? Can I have his number?
text || kurt + britt
KURT: Thank you? I like to think that I do smell nice, so I appreciate that.
KURT: That's sweet of you, but I think I have to pass that offer...
KURT: Really? Okay... But seriously, can you stop with the notes?? My locker is getting full of them and I like to keep it neat.
BRITT: You smell like what I think a rainbow narwhale would smell like.
BRITT: okay but, what about if I pass you notes in Glee club :D We're all totally joining now Coach has put her burn book of shamed students back in that scary locked drawer. She told me there's a miniature witch inside that guards it.
text || kurt + britt
KURT: Wait, swanky pants? Do... Do you mean Blaine? Because we look nothing alike...
KURT: ... I mean, I suppose. I don't know why I would go to a dance with a girl in the first place.
KURT: But I think I would go with you. I could skip the part of kissing your boyfriend though.
BRITT: You both smell WAY too nice. Like walking into an Ulta store with the happy feelings you get after eating a cheat donut from Dunkin
BRITT: Okay but I'm just putting it out there that i'm always totes down for sharing my spoils.
BRITT: But also GOOD because I don't really feel like getting a boyfriend right now. My last one kept stealing my moms bras.
onemansamâ:
For real?? Do you know where he whipped it out? Cause like time and place is super important. like i wouldnt whip it out in the hallway or nothing but in my bedroom I totally would.Â
OHH, I know her. Well I mean i dont KNOW know her, but my dad was like crazy obsessed with that work song of hers. I think that kinda country stuff is kinda oldschool now.
Heâs still totally ghosting me for the interview, so Iâm not sure. Probably like.. The choir room or something, where he used to make all those boys sing weird songs about sexual awakening.
Oh yeah, I donât think Iâve heard any of her music but she did do that one song in the Thanksgiving parade. That was wild.. âCause I though she died like three years ago. Stuff only really pops up on Netflix about you when you die.Â
puckhqsâ:
Damn, was your grandma pissed at you or what?
Wait, for real? Did you go all 23andme on the staff? How did you even find that out? I totally just assumed that they were all legit.Â
Is Hoarders even on anymore? You donât need to be on a show like that to get famous. Youâre more of the Girls Gone Wild type, you know? Youâre hot. Just show up at some fancy Hollywood agency and theyâll sign you up for something I bet. Â
No idea... I just kinda duct taped everything and put it back in the cupboard. She probably wonât figure it out until Thanksgiving.
Santana likes to go there like.. A LOT a lot, and yells at them when they stop bringing her Breadsticks to slip into her purse. I think she interviewed all of them to see how legit they were and then called them all posers.
So like... I just have to fly to LA and show a lot of people my boobs so they pay me and put me on TV? That sounds easy! I do that now, for free.
ryderklynnâ:
Iâm not even gonna pretend like that wasnât the best assembly Iâve ever been to! it was like a mosh pit? but to Megan thee Stallion???? 8/10 on the vocals. 10/10 on song choice. Good job, Nude Erections!Â
Totally agree Flyboy Ryder. Iâm 100% a fan of nude erections now.
Are you gonna join the hype train? The Cheerios are gonna join, which means that they went from drool to cool like.. As fast as it took Cardi B to get to number one with that viral song.
text || kurt + britt
KURT: Brittany, as much as I do feel flattered every time, I have to ask you something.
KURT: Can you stop putting notes in my locker? I've told you three times this week that I'm gay!
BRITT: OH! I totally forget if its you telling me, or that other Glee boy with the swanky pants. My bad!
BRITT: Okay but in THEORY, if you HAD to go to a dance with a girl, it would totally be with me, right? I'll even let you make out with whatever boyfriend I have at the time. :D
text || Britt-bear đ§ž
Quinn: You don't need a catsuit- we're not trying to make them more sexual.
Quinn: Coach is furious, and she's suggested I join.. and I'm totally not going alone.
Quinn: Plus.. I think I need to keep an eye on Finn after that performance.
Britt: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! :D :D :D
Britt: Thank you!!!
Britt: .... Wait, why didn't you tell me Finn was allowed to join the Wherever Directions! Was he doing the wap wap?