[masonmccarth-blog]

I’m not alone, right?

[thegreatjpuckerman-deactivated2]

I mean, I don’t think it’s on the same level as like…football or anything, but it’s sure as hell more work than golf or some other shit that gets the sports label, so yeah I guess you’re right. It should be.

[masonmccarth-blog]

You’re scheme of thinking is still better than a lot of others. Tennis players even get recognition for it being a sport when cheerleaders are doing more work than them. Also, the tennis players at this school are really mean so maybe I’m being a little biased.

[masonmccarth-blog]

I’m not alone, right?

[ahoyyousuck]

Cheerleading is a sport, buttercup! Who is saying otherwise. We will totes go and prove them wrong.

[masonmccarth-blog]

The ignorant people of the internet and this jerkface in my math class. I even showed him 3 Buzzfeed article and he wouldn’t even consider changing his view. Can you believe that? It’s Buzzfeed for heavens sake!

[masonmccarth-blog]

I’m not alone, right?

[kinglyben]

Wait, it’s not a sport? But… don’t you guys get P.E. credit for it just like all the other athletes?

[masonmccarth-blog]

By national standards, it’s not. College don’t even consider it a sport and I would love to cheer in college but the other athletes get more benefits when we do a significant amount of work. Ever letter that I’ve written to ESPN to pick up the story has been sent back to me, and I’m pretty sure one of the readers spilled coffee on it and sent it back because there was a giant stain. We get credits here per say, but McKinley shouldn’t be the only place that holds cheering in such high regards.

[masonmccarth-blog]

I’m not alone, right?

[ryding-nerdy-blog]

Wait, cheerleading’s not a sport? Don’t you guys go to international competitions and stuff? Because that sounds pretty sporty to me. 

Especially since Principal Sue has like a billion trophies from them.

[masonmccarth-blog]

Yeah, but it’s not nationally recognized as a sport and that grinds my gears to infinity and beyond. It’s odd and I’m just as baffled as you are.

McKinley treats it more as a sport than most of the US population. Like I said, illegal.

[masonmccarth-blog]

I’m not alone, right?

Anyone else feel as if cheerleading should be considered a sport? There are honestly people out there that don’t believe it should be recognized as a sport when we do a ton of work and do a lot more work-outs and exercises that people seem to not put into consideration. It’s baffling.

[ladybrittany]

I’ll promise that your hair will be just fine.

I guess it’s just a little sample of the charm I keep locked up in this bod. But I suppose so.. But some people need a little bit of a kick up the ass, towards good things, of course. Hence why my backup plan is to become a personal trainer. No pain, no gain. That’s one thing that our crazy as hell principal has got right.

[masonmccarth-blog]

Then I guess I'm wrestling you.

Or it could be some natural thing that you've always had. You would be a good personal trainer, hopefully I won't need one though because I plan on staying in shape  and I'm pretty comfortable with how I look right now. She does put a huge emphasis on fear and exercise, but I think making people cry is a little too much.

[thegreatjpuckerman-deactivated2]

Sometimes I forget how much I hate Mondays...

…and then I have to wake up and drag my ass to McKinley, and I remember. At least the day is finally over.

[masonmccarth-blog]

At least you had the end of the day to look forward to! There's one bright side.

[ladybrittany]

So, is that a no on the wrestling? I promise I’ll go real easy on you.

You’re a cheerleader? What do they expect. There’s two ways, bitchy or energetic and both of which are more than date-able. Why else would you guys rule the school? My diagnosis?.. People at this school apparently don’t have good enough eyes. Perhaps Principal Sue should try to fix that one instead of going after every fat kid on campus.

[masonmccarth-blog]

As long as you go easy on me and I don't get hurt then I'll say yes. We did wrestling in P.E. and the guy promised to go easy on me, didn't happen. I'm still very upset about that day because he promised my hair wouldn't be harmed. 

You really do know how to make someone feel great about themselves, Spencer. You're probably not going to like my terminology, but it's sweet.  I do agree that tolerance needs to be focused on more here, but thankfully as long as we do our best to keep the environment positive than that 'll be a step towards positive things.  Great plan, right?

[ladybrittany]

You, wrestling? I’d love to see that. I’m pretty decent in the ring myself so that would be a match I wouldn’t turn down. It can be our little secret and I’ll definitely let you hear me sing one time just for keeping it.

Why not? You’re hot and popular. Isn’t that what makes anyone date-able material around this school? But that sounds a whole lot like someone deciding what you would do with your time instead of making the choice yourself.. I mean, I could be wrong but I rarely am.

Fangirls are great and all, but they don’t really do it for me. If you catch my drift

[masonmccarth-blog]

You'd win, that I totally don't doubt. I've realized that contact sports just aren't a Mason McCarthy work. And you're a great football player, you'd turn me into a pancake within a matter of seconds! I may be attractive but I so wouldn't look attractive on someone's IHop plate! One thing I can keep is a secret, and something tells me you're going to knock my socks off! It's the whole "date my sister" thing and a lot of people don't respond well to my energetic yet quirky personality. I get choices..I just like taking other's perspectives and taking them into account. But seriously, thank you for calling me hot because most times I only get called cute or adorable - which is mostly from the women in my family. 

Drift received and decoded!

[ahoyyousuck]

That’s going to be really weird when I say ‘What’s up, Bubbles?’ but I’ll make it work somehow. That is why we don’t do sugar-free things, Mason. Our diet is strict and planned out for a reason. Obviously we are. We’re the best when we perform together. I am totes ready to hit this audition right out of the park.

[masonmccarth-blog]

You're smart, it's something I know you can do. But wait, maybe we can say "What's up, Bubbly?"  On second thought, maybe we should just keep Buttercup and say I'm more like Bubbles.  Madison, I beg of you, can we not talk about that please. That was a dark day, well, muddy day if you want to get technical.  We're going to nail it, of course. We'll bring something to this glee club that they've never seen before.  Do you have any ideas because mine are really long and something deep within my twin membrane is telling me you to also.

[ladybrittany]

Oh yeah? Well I can thank the gun and grenade show going on with this upper body. Trust me, it’s even more explosive without the shirt.

Maybe so.. But I think I’ll hold off on it for now. Maybe I’ll let you hear me sometime but I’ve really got to keep my head on straight for the Titans. I’m already the only gay dude on the team, I have to be sure I’m also the best or they’ll be back to being assholes.

Kinda, but you just need to find yourself some arm candy to abolish those rumors. Or.. y’know, be seen at least walking around without being attached at the hip. I do hope I’ll be a little more interesting to watch than any Nick Jr. show! I don’t wanna brag (but really, I do) but I’m a little too NC-17 in both moves and sex appeal for that.

[masonmccarth-blog]

Oh, I believe you completely! Football requires some dedication and I can see that you're dedicated! 

Just don't let your talents go to waste. I totes wouldn't want to ever wake up one morning and talk about how much I regret not doing something. It's literally why I've tried a variety of things, there was even a moment where I joined the wrestling team - didn't work out at all may I add. I'm never going to let that one down. Your secret will be safe with me, scout's honor. Alright, I quit the scout's so I'll go with cheerios honor? Something tells me that you're great at blocking out the haters. There's a tswizzle doing about this that I know you know!

Arm candy. Uh, I've never actually been lucky with finding someone who has ever been willing to go towards that step with me. Performances and cheerleading are supposed to be my focus from what I've been told and relationships provide distractions and could take my mind away from what's important. Football is always interesting to watch though I only know the basics. I'm sure It'll be entertaining watching you, Madison will probably think the same way too!

[breevalicious]

I don’t give a flying crap if people want to wear shorts in the middle of winter - that’s their own stupidity in action but at least it’s not painful on my eyes. The leggings however are nine times out of ten worn by people who shouldn’t be wearing them period.

[masonmccarth-blog]

I've never understood leggings, tbh. Are the equivalent of guys wearing sweatpants all the time? I like to think of myself as a guy that has an above average knowledge about fashion but leggings are something I've never been unable to quite understand.

[ahoyyousuck]

Well hello there, buttercup! No Mason, no sugar free options. Don’t you remember what happened last time we went down that route? As you should agree with me, Mace. I know what is best for us and especially you.

[masonmccarth-blog]

Can we change buttercup to bubbles? I feel like she's more of the powerpuff girl that I'm the most like. Oh boy, we don't have to mention that time. That's a chapter in the past I don't want to relive at all. Gummy bears are the world's worst invention, I've learned it. Uhhh, yeah! Speaking of knowing what's best for me, we are dueting our auditions right? Can't sing the best song in the world without my other half.

[ladybrittany]

I can promise you, you look great in that uniform. Better than a lot of the girls anyway but then again, I’m biased. Well, everyone sings whether they’re good or not. I’m good, obviously. I’m good at everything but I’d rather just keep that for when I’m bustin’ out in my room at home. I’ve never really tried dancing but I bet it’s not that hard. With a body like this, there’s probably nothing I can’t do. It’s just not something I’d do at school.

Oh no, everyone definitely thinks your dating your sister but it’s probably not the weirdest coupling that’s come out of the school so no one really acres all that much. I’m not apposed to having my own cheer boy, that’s for sure. Maybe you should come watch practice sometime. I don’t want you placing your vote without knowing what you’re getting yourself into. Plus, this body likes an audience.

[masonmccarth-blog]

You've been one of few people that aren't Madison that's told me that, but thank you. You..also look pretty good in uniform. Your biased beliefs aren't anything you can really control, so no one is going to hold you accountable Spencer. Awwwww, but talent is something that should be showcased and if you have talent than that's not something you should hide! I see where you're coming from though, but I think it's something you should consider. Madison and I have been thinking, and there's a high chance we'll be one of the ones showcasing our talents. You should let me hear you sing, believe me when I say I won't judge! Too much schooling and too much work to judge.

Everyone? I really need to work on getting my own reputation because this dating my sister thing really bites me in the butt. I have this thing called an intuition (Madison would also be included), and something tells me that you're good. It's that same feeling in a movie where a coach sees a player and automatically knows he's great? I'm not a coach, but I've seen a ton of movies and have a ton of experience with searching. Dora the Explorer also helped a lot.  But aside from my childhood memories, I'll be there just so I can prove myself right.

[ahoyyousuck]

I’m so thankful that Principal Sylvester has given McKinley a healthier food standpoint. It’s important these days, and I know Mason and I absolutely appreciate it because of the Cheerios. If we’re going to be on top of the pyramid one day, it’s totally important to always work out and eat properly to be the best we can be. Which is pretty much the best anyway since you can’t really change total and awesome perfection.

[ahoyyousuck]

[masonmccarth-blog]

The kale is great, and a healthy lunch definitely ensures that our bodies will be in healthy McCarthy standards. Although, I think some other alternatives would be nice though. Maybe some sugar free options? Mads, I don't know what number on times I've agreed with what you said (let's be honest, it's been a lot of times), but again, I agree with you. 

[ladybrittany]

Uhh I think there’s only a few dudes who can pull off the whole Cheerio’s gettup and still look attractive and unfortunately I don’t think Lynn is one of them. Do I look at him and smile? I don’t think that’s ever crossed my mind before but maybe that’s because I’m not really into the whole dancing thing. Those lame arts clubs were all disbanded so they should just all stay in the grave

McCarthy, that’s right. I think everyone’s heard of you.. I mean, the two of you are Cheerios that actually stand out. Like the one that got pregnant, the lesbians, Kitty and Bree. You’d be surprised, dude. Some people still walk around buried under a pile of dirt, they don’t notice anything. Once I get quarterback, there will be no excused for that.

[masonmccarth-blog]

You'd be surprised! Honestly I thought I looked like a twig in uniform because of how tight it can be, but after a while I realized I looked a lot better than I thought.  Lame? My opinion is different because we dance but not sing (well, we aren't supposed too, but Madison and I will sometimes break out into song from time to time during practice). But hey, you could be good at something you may not realize. Don't tell me that there hasn't been a time where you've just wanted to break out into song? And if not, than I guess I'm as weird as people seem to think I am.

Yep, yep, yep! Oh wowzers, I'm glad that I have some sort of reputation. Wait, are they mostly good things that people see? Because I'm not dating my sister which people tend to think. And thank you, we try our best to make ourselves stand out among a crowd to a certain extent! Those people need to be digged out, and Madison and I would probably be willing to put on our Caps and pickaxes if it gets them to go to games and see the wonderful people that cheer and play for their team. You're trying for Quarterback. You have my vote! And if there's no voting involved than I'll give you my support...somehow. I'll figure that one out.

[eeeneymeaniemina]

Very true. I’m almost certain that most things that go down at this school are incredibly illegal, but I guess people excuse anything in the name of better grades and test scores. I’m a transfer from Dalton academy.

[masonmccarth-blog]

We're definitely at a school that is unique from others - but I like to see the more positive sides to this school. Our health is cared about and there's a 100% no bullying policy and a lot of schools have the same policy but it's not nearly as enforced as it is here. And you're right! See! That's another positive! Doesn't that make you feel somewhat better knowing that your education is valued here?  You were a student at Dalton Academy? I thought that was an all-boys school? But if you went there was it like Zoey 101 where they allowed girls into the school , because if so, that's pretty neat! Oh, and I'm Mason McCarthy, twin of Madison McCarthy, and the both of us are incredibly talented Cheerios. It's nice to meet you.