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living life fast....really fast. SC: Trippyhippyhbk

[sobeitjay2]

LMAO

[biyaself]

Like a good neigh 😂😂😂

[kxngkujira-deactivated20181116]

😂😂😂

[miizzyybabyy]

i’m crying 😂😂😂😂 lmaoo

[kravemychocolatekurves]

Play entirely too damn much 🤣😂🤣😂

[addbaconn]

This actually how I heard it in real life

[losttiinspacee]

The commentary 😂😂😂

[itzyaboy-dame]

You kno what 😭😭😭😭😭

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

I’m weak lmfaoooooo

[killer-ladies]

[the-well-tempered-dom]

With a body like that, she only gots ta do one thang….🌞

Ok, two thangs…🌞🌞

[breezy248]

Who is this tall goddess?!

[jayce]

[jessiexnim]

B E V E R A G E

[johnthedragon]

when u THORSTY

[thefuzzyaya]

One life for one stone. 

[intimatehoneys]

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[cdnpgn]

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

[pumpkinspicepoet]

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

[witchcraftings]

Super useful for this coming winter!

[thecupcakeawesome]

Hint: You may wish to remove the peel from the lemon first because it can make the concentrate a bit bitter.

[witchedways-blog]

bewitched forest 

[contechristino]

All the Cameos in “FEELS LIKE SUMMER” Music Video by Childish Gambino.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[good-morning-warren]

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

[blogthegreatrouge]

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

[daijoubougie]

shout out to the dads who saved us idiots from killing ourselves

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Oh no not the Doggo 😭😭

[deactivatedshawty-deactivated20]

Awww noooo it’s not his fault!

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

He should have bite them other bitches

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Lmfaoooooo nah I’m really cryinggggg

[welcometoyouredoom]

[dijabix]

@pyppenia

[severelyfuturisticharmony]

The Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife 

A fighting knife is a knife with a blade designed to inflict a lethal injury in a physical confrontation between two or more individuals at very short range (grappling distance). The combat knife and the trench knife are examples of military fighting knives.

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[themasterpupil]

COMMITMENT

[ari-verderci]

I like that energy. I need me a freak like that ☺️

[bwwhitney]

[did-you-know]

Nikola Tesla once paid an overdue hotel bill with a ‘working model’ of his ‘death beam’. He warned the staff never to open it, describing it as a war-ending particle weapon that could stop invading armies and make warfare pointless. After his death in 1943, someone finally pried the box open and found nothing but a bunch of harmless old electrical components. Source Source 2

[did-you-know]

There’s an octopus city off the coast of Australia. ‘Octlantis’ is home to about 15 octopuses who built their dens with beer bottles and leftover shells from their prey. They’ve been observed living together, mating, forming gangs to keep intruders away, and even evicting each other from their dens, which suggests they may not be such solitary creatures after all. Source Source 2 Source 3

[did-you-know]

In Goodfellas, the ‘Am I a clown? Do I amuse you?’ scene, where Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) attacks Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) for calling him a ‘funny guy’, was Pesci’s idea. He’d once worked at a restaurant where he got a nasty reply after telling a real-life mobster he was funny, so he suggested it to director Martin Scorsese, and they filmed it without a script to get genuine reactions from the cast. Source Source 2