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Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

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… can i use that phrase irl?

probablyvampirerpgideas

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

the-argumentative-viper

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

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You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

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I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

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Reading these is like literary whiplash

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Images show us possibilities. A lot of times, fantasy is what gets us through to reality. - Mae Jemison

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Susan Sarandon || 1974

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Carrie Fisher photographed by Douglas Kirkland || 1980

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Nicole Kidman photographed by Fabien Baron for Interview Magazine, October 2015

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blackberry lavender naked cake with white chocolate buttercream

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Dorm/Apartment Safe Spells from My Grimoire

Here are some spells from my current online Grimiore that are safe to do in dorms and most apartments with if needed simple replacements in parenthesis by them.

Banishing:

Lunar Dance (Pokemon Inspired) banish negativity from yourself after a bad day

Beauty:

Fairy Aura (Pokemon Inspired) to bring your inner beauty out to the surface (replace candles with LED candles or plug in lights)

Mermaid’s Bath Spell a spell to promote your beauty and bring it out (replace candles with LED candles or plug in lights)

Milk Drink (Pokemon Inspired) promote beauty

Smooth as Silk Bath spell to bring beautiful skin

Starlight Sugar Scrub to cleanse yourself and feel lovely

Vanilla Milkshake Beauty Spell a drinkable spell to promote beauty and radiance

Binding:

Golden Pollen (Winx Inspired) binding to prevent another from doing things to emotionally harm you

Impede Speech prevent another from spreading gossip and rumors

Calming:

Aqua Ring (Pokemon Inspried) A bath spell to bring emotional healing and emotional serenity

Bath Spell to Calm Minor Worries A bath spell to calm minor worries you know shouldn’t be bothering you

Light-Hearted Happiness Sensory Bottle Spell to help bring you joy and ease worries

Peace of Mind Bath Salts a spell to clear and calm the mind

Relaxation Bath Potion bath spell to relief stress and anxiety

Creativity:

“Help Me Take Critique” Spell Sachet to help you take criticism in a constructive manner

Cleansing:

Cleansing Moon Spray to cleanse a space or area

Cosmic Witchcraft:

Draco Prosperity Spell Cosmic spell to bring prosperity

Deep Submerge (Sailor Neptune Inspired) to submerge another in thier own negativity

Like a Comet (Steven Universe) to motivate self in achieving and reaching for goals (replace yellow candle with LED candle or just remove it entirely; seal using tape or glue if wax is not possible)

Orion Snow Storm Spell Cosmic spell to summon up a snowstorm

World Shaking Curse (Sailor Uranus Inspired) cosmic curse to emotionally shake and shatter someone (replace candle with duct tape)

Curses:

Curse to Make Nightmares Real make a person face their fears in waking life

Gravity (Pokemon Inspired) a curse to weigh someone down emotionally (replace candle with duct tape)

Nightmare Curse (Pathfinder Inspired) cause a person to suffer nightmares

Dream Work:

Communication Dream Spell to communicate with others via dreams

To Dream of Romance Spell dream about your romantic future

Hay Lin’s Carefree Flyer Dream Spell (W.I.T.C.H. Inspired) a spell to bring on dreams of flying and weightlessness

Nightmare Warding Stuffed Animal Spell wards and protects against nightmares

Rest (Pokemon Inspired) bring deep, restful sleep

Sleeping Oil to bring yourself sleep

Spell to Bring Prophetic Dreams bring dreams of insight and prediction

Spell to Dream About Past Lives to dream about past lives and memories

What is Holding Me Back? Dream Spell a spell to bring you dreams of insight on what is holding you back from your goals

Friendship:

Sweet Scent (Pokemon Inspired) To attract a new friend (replace incense with sprayable incense or perfume)

Glamour:

Blur (Pathfinder Inspired) to go unnoticed by others

Chameleon Eye Shadow (Totally Spies Inspired) a spell to evade unwanted attention from others (replace candle with LED or light)

Cherry Lip Bomb (Totally Spies Inspired) to bring confidence in your voice and to overcome vocal obstacles

Honey Gatherer (Pokemon Inspired) to encourage others to compliment you

Invisibility (Pathfinder Inspired) spell to go unnoticed and travel unseen

Siren’s Lipstick Spell make others hold onto every word you speak and be captivated by your voice

Words of Honey Glamour Spell to make your compliments be taken to heart and brighten another’s day

Grounding:

Grounding Stone Spell enchant a stone to aid you in grounding

Nami’s Grounding Tea to ground yourself before doing magic and spells

Happiness:

“Its the Little Things” Happiness Spell A spell to help you enjoy the little good things in your life

Light-Hearted Happiness Sensory Bottle Spell to help bring you joy and ease worries

Tears to Wine (Pathfinder Inspired) turn one’s sadness into happiness

Today Will be a Good Day Bath Spell a spell to promote a positive happy day (replace incense with sprayable incense)

Love and Self-Love:

Eye Catching Glamour Spell a spell to catch the attention of that special someone

Heart Stamp (Pokemon Inspired) a spell to strengthen passion between you and a consenting lover

Ice Queen Breath Spray a spell to hault someone’s romantic feelings for you

Sweet Self Love Bath Spell a spell to promote self love

Luck:

Lucky Oil To bring you good luck and fortune

Memory:

Simple Memory Improvement Spell a spell to help improve your memory

Money:

Blood Money (Pathfinder Inspired) spell to bring financial gain

Simple Money Saving Spell spell to encourage frugality and money saving

Psychic:

Psychic Promotion Oil promote psychic abilities

Protection:

Aroma Veil (Pokemon Inspired) A spell to protect user from negative people and attract the attention of positive people

The Jump Clow Card Spell a spell to protect you during travels

Metal Claws (Pokemon Inspired) to protect against baneful magic (replace candle with wax melter)

Simple Home Protection Spell a spell to protect one’s home from negativity

Strength:

Moxie (Pokemon Inspired) to bring the caster self-confidence

Simple Strength Bottle Charm spell to bring you strength when you wear it

“Strength In Times of Change” Knot Spell brings you the strength to go through a difficult change

Wishes:

Bubble (Pokemon Inspired) A spell to send your wishes out into the universe to seek for them to be answered and granted

Witch Tip:

City Witch Tips

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Anti Impulsive Purchase Pouch

As someone who often makes impulsive buying decisions with an ungodly amount of money I don’t have, I needed to find a solution to make me stop.

I usually buy new things when I feel lonely or stressed – kind of a way to fill the emptiness. Waiting for all the new stuff to arrive is such an amazing feeling, but… once I hold them in my hands, I feel just as empty as before, while feeling horrible for spending so much money.

That’s why I had this little idea of making a little “Anti Impulsive Purchase Pouch”, to remind myself that it’s not always necessary to buy new things, and I wanted to share this little ‘ritual’ with you.

Materials I used:

Let me tell you one thing first!

This little pouch isn’t about a set amount of items that you’ll have to put inside. It’s about you becoming creative with whatever you have at home, so you won’t need to spend any money to do so.

I’ve opened all my drawers and digged out several items I found fitting for this very cause, and this was the first step in understanding something important:

“I own so many things and I don’t even realize that.”

That’s right – sometimes we only look at items we don’t have and feel the urge to buy these, but we often forget all these stunning items we already have at home.

So here is what I found for myself:

A silvern pouch in which I put all my items. If you don’t have a pouch, you can just use an old sock, or an old shirt, or whatever else you can find! It’s all about creativity, and making the best out of it!

A few coins I’d found, because this is all about being aware of how much money I spend, and on what I’ll spend it.

A lovely piece of Clear Quartz, charged with my intention to make wise buying decisions from now on. I am someone who asks their crystals for assistance first, and if it feels right, I know this crystal is up to help me!

A tiny bell, which, to me, symbolizes an ‘alarm bell’. Whenever I’m close to make a new purchase, I want an alarm bell to ring inside my head that makes me hesitate.

A dried leaf of white sage, charged in moonlight. I absolutely love white sage! It makes me feel happy and complete whenever I smell this scent, so of course, it has to go into my little bag!

A symbol I’ve drawn with closed eyes. I love making symbols for certain purposes, but I’m not really creative at all! That’s why I just close my eyes and let the pen run down the paper. If I like it, I’ll keep it as my personal symbol for this very reason.

And lastly, a key pendant I’d bought years ago. This is the key to self control!

I’ve cleansed and charged all these items with sage and intention, because that’s just what I enjoy doing. Let all the negativity out, while performing my own little ritual with the intention to not buy so many things I don’t need anymore.

While putting every item slowly into my little bag, I repeated the following affirmations over and over:

“I will only buy what I really need.”

“I make wise purchase decisions.”

“I’m creative with what I have.”

“I will think clearly before making a purchase.”

After closing the bag, I held it in my hands and moved it close to my heart, then repeated the affirmations yet again while imagining to cast silvern light into it.

And once that was done, I put it under my pillow, where I’ll leave it for quite a while.

I already keep thinking about it a lot, so I know it works just as intended!

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Can’t remember to forget you - Shakira ft. Rihanna

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one time in sixth grade i did my math homework and then because i was excited that i had grasped the lesson so well, i did the next day’s homework too

the next day in class i told my teacher, and she looked constipated for a second, and then said dismissively, “well, then you’re not very good at following directions, are you.”

seekingwillow

#I identify strongly with this#I got reprimanded on multiple ocasions for reading ahead and/or already having knowledge

Cause tags are truth. Maaan ,that one time a teacher stole my encyclopedia cause it proved her wrong.

elodieunderglass

when I was eight and in public school, we could do a report based on any historical character who had a book about them in the school library.

I picked Harriet Tubman because Harriet Tubman, and I wrote about how her master had thrown an anvil at her head, leaving her with a permanent dent in her forehead. I know that the anvil part was definitely in the school library book.

My teacher circled the word “anvil” and took off points.

“I HAVE SPELLED ANVIL CORRECTLY,” I roared in tiny confrontation.

“No,” she said, and it transpired that she didn’t know or care that “anvil” is a word or that “anvils” are a thing.

And so despite my helpful attempts to explain what anvils were, including references to blacksmiths and the Roadrunner, I had points taken off OH MY GOD.

YES, I AM STILL MAD ABOUT THIS TWENTY YEARS LATER. FUCK YOU, LADY. YOU ARE DOUBTLESSLY DEAD BY NOW AND I HOPE YOU KNOW YOUR STUDENTS STILL HATE YOU.

ANVILS ARE A THING.

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By 7th grade I was pretending not to know words that I did if I didn’t want to hear something snide from a teacher about answering questions “in my own words.”

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When people put their egos before your education, jfc

In first grade I picked up a book about bees and learned that bees keep their young in some parts of the honeycomb cells, so I enthusiastically told my teacher that. And he was like, “No.” And I kept arguing because look, I had the book right in front of me and I had JUST read it, and he started squeezing my shoulder and hissing through his teeth, because he could just not let me believe I was right about something he didn’t know. The book was in his own damn class, he could have read it.

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I once had a French test where we had to translate French sentences into English.

Every time I wrote the word “no” in English, the French teacher (who spoke French as her first language) “corrected” it by writing “non” in a red pen and marking me wrong. Which turned out to be quite a bit of questions marked wrong, so that I got a fairly low grade on the test.

I wrote an explanation that in French it’s spelled non but in English it’s spelled no and that I did nothing wrong in spelling it no in the context of English.

I got in major trouble, was called out of class and had it explained to me that I was “condescending” and “rude” and “hostile” for explaining such a thing to a teacher, who should be an authority figure, and all sorts of other weird bullshit. They never paid any attention to the fact that she graded the test completely wrong, they made it all about me having a bad attitude. That was one of many times in my life where I got in trouble for not noticing and/or responding with subservience to social hierarchies. This response from authority figures has not stopped. They perceive hostility where none exists, just for not showing deference.

sourcedumal

This is why some folks don’t need to be teachers.

thecupcakeawesome

As a high school English teacher, these stories make me sick. It was because of stories like these and my own experiences with terrible teachers that I became a teacher. I give my students extra credit if they politely inform me of mistakes I made on something I made, like a handout or a presentation slide or a test. I tell them that I expect them to proof read their work before turning it in, so they should be able to hold me to the same standard. Also, it is a reminder that everyone makes mistakes and that being called out on it can be a positive thing.