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wylan: guess i'd better make a blogpost
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@brekkerofficial
wylan: *gets kidnapped*
wylan: guess i'd better make a blogpost
*gesturing to the crow perched on my shoulder* the invitation said we could bring a plus one
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY
“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat
THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING
I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.
@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.
Yeah ok I’m on my way
SSIIJGGFUIKAA
Honestly wylan , your photography sucks
Also wtf would you want to ruin your camera by taking it underwater
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED A PHONE CAMERA FUJGSASTH *continues to choke because of lack of oxygen*
I have, and phones will stop working if you submerge then in water too long
I HAVE THE LATEST APPLE IPHONE BC I’M RICH IT WORKS BETTER UNDERWATER??? AND WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WHILE I DIE???
Lmao Apple phones suck. They’re only meant to last until apple releases a new one.
Also the only reason that i kept you from being killed until now was to blow stuff up. But now Kuwei can that for me
so do the math
GUYS??? @helvarofficial @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial I THINK KAZ IS TRYING TO KILL ME??? HELPPP
I’m not trying to kill you. I’m saying that I don’t care if you die
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY
“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat
THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING
I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.
@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.
Yeah ok I’m on my way
SSIIJGGFUIKAA
Honestly wylan , your photography sucks
Also wtf would you want to ruin your camera by taking it underwater
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED A PHONE CAMERA FUJGSASTH *continues to choke because of lack of oxygen*
I have, and phones will stop working if you submerge then in water too long
I HAVE THE LATEST APPLE IPHONE BC I’M RICH IT WORKS BETTER UNDERWATER??? AND WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WHILE I DIE???
Lmao Apple phones suck. They’re only meant to last until apple releases a new one.
Also the only reason that i kept you from being killed until now was to blow stuff up. But now Kuwei can that for me
so do the math
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY
“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat
THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING
I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.
@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.
Yeah ok I’m on my way
SSIIJGGFUIKAA
Honestly wylan , your photography sucks
Also wtf would you want to ruin your camera by taking it underwater
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED A PHONE CAMERA FUJGSASTH *continues to choke because of lack of oxygen*
I have, and phones will stop working if you submerge then in water too long
reblog if you think straight aces/aros are valid members of the lgbtq+ community
like if you don’t
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY
“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat
THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING
I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.
@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.
Yeah ok I’m on my way
SSIIJGGFUIKAA
Honestly wylan , your photography sucks
Also wtf would you want to ruin your camera by taking it underwater
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY
“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat
THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING
I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.
@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.
Yeah ok I’m on my way
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY
“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat
THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING
Can't you just
You know
Blow them up?
I DON’T HAVE A MATCH AND ANYWAYS THAT WOULD BLOW UP ME TOO??
Well ask @kuweiofficial to make fire or something
Unless you're willing to die
And I'm pretty sure you can run fast Wylan
Oh lol, they're taking potato sack Wylan to the pier.
Wylan , I hope you know how to swim
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY
“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
lmao 💀
Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me
Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP
@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?
the fuck is happening
Apparently wylan has been kidnapped
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Oh goddamnit
I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic
Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????
how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?
PLEASE BE QUICK
AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!
YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY
Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation
Nazyalensky isn’t the only one with work around here??????
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Wylan where the heck are you??????
Also wtf were you doing in the barrel dumbass????
I’M NOT IN THE BARREL I’M AT MY MANSION THEY CAME TO MY MANSION AND NOW THEYRE TAKING ME SOMEWHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE
Any idea which gang atleast????
NO THEIR TATTOOS ARE COVERED AND THEYVE BLINDFOLDED ME NOW
If you’re blind folded how the fuck are you typing ?
I HAVE SPEECH TO TEXT DOWNLOADED I LITERALLY CANT READ
Oh shit I forgot
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Wylan where the heck are you??????
Also wtf were you doing in the barrel dumbass????
I’M NOT IN THE BARREL I’M AT MY MANSION THEY CAME TO MY MANSION AND NOW THEYRE TAKING ME SOMEWHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE
Any idea which gang atleast????
NO THEIR TATTOOS ARE COVERED AND THEYVE BLINDFOLDED ME NOW
If you’re blind folded how the fuck are you typing ?
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Wylan where the heck are you??????
Also wtf were you doing in the barrel dumbass????
I’M NOT IN THE BARREL I’M AT MY MANSION THEY CAME TO MY MANSION AND NOW THEYRE TAKING ME SOMEWHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE
Any idea which gang atleast????
GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS
@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial
Wylan where the heck are you??????
Also wtf were you doing in the barrel dumbass????