Ravka's storm witch

General of the first and second army. Will turn your self confidence to dust with a single raised brow.

[wylanofficial]

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

[starkovofficial]

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

[wylanofficial]

PLEASE BE QUICK

[starkovofficial]

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

[nazyalenskyofficial]

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

[starkovofficial]

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

[wylanofficial]

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

[starkovofficial]

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

[kuweiofficial]

the fuck is happening

[brekkerofficial]

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

[kuweiofficial]

lmao 💀

[brekkerofficial]

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

[wylanofficial]

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

[brekkerofficial]

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed  potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat  

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Ok at this point I kinda feel bad for the gang rat's demolition dude but this conversation is going in a far more amusing direction so avoid expecting back up from me gang rat's demolition dude.

[wylanofficial]

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

[starkovofficial]

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

[wylanofficial]

PLEASE BE QUICK

[starkovofficial]

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

[nazyalenskyofficial]

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

[wylanofficial]

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

[starkovofficial]

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

[antimasculist]

cis people are having a little too much fun with the “all enbies listen to mother mother” and “all enbies have stupid weird names” jokes

[thyesteann]

(if i made add) kinda like how cis people are getting a little too comfortable making jokes about how trans guys all have the same names or making fun of how they try to act masc…

[lichen-punk]

(if i may also add) cis people are also getting a little too loosey goosey about “all trans girls’ goals are anime catgirls” and “trans girls all want headpats” jokes….

[courtofthevampireking]

(if i may add) cis people are using jokes intended to be used by trans people a little too much

[thekiingofscars]

date a boy who can’t sit still. date a boy who’s a mechanical genius. date a boy who respects your autonomy. date a boy who will always support you. date a boy with an asshole older brother. date a boy who fed a rival captain’s fingers to his dog. date a boy who is the Ravkan king. date nikolai lantsov.

[officiallygenya]

@nazyalenskyofficial you write this?

[starkovofficial]

No because she’s with me, Genya

[nazyalenskyofficial]

No I did not write that. And I'm not interested in Nikolai.

I have standards Genya

[kyoshi-lesbians]

love that ive tricked people into thinking I'm physically strong....poor fools.... my power only comes from the Lesbianism activated when a girl asks me to carry something

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Daily reminder that @starkovofficial is my lovely and gorgeous girlfriend who I absolutely adore and @darklingofficial is a bitch who can be obliterated by edgy teenagers.

[david-kostykofficial]

Are you calling @starkovofficial an edgy teen?

[nazyalenskyofficial]

No I was talking about the gang rat @brekkerofficial

[david-kostykofficial]

He... Can defeat the darkling?

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Anyone can defeat the darkling. He's just a little whiny bitch

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Daily reminder that @starkovofficial is my lovely and gorgeous girlfriend who I absolutely adore and @darklingofficial is a bitch who can be obliterated by edgy teenagers.

[david-kostykofficial]

Are you calling @starkovofficial an edgy teen?

[nazyalenskyofficial]

No I was talking about the gang rat @brekkerofficial

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Daily reminder that @starkovofficial is my lovely and gorgeous girlfriend who I absolutely adore and @darklingofficial is a bitch who can be obliterated by edgy teenagers.

[tamarofficial]

alright where’s the @darklingofficial at i’m ready to post up

[darklingofficial]

THE FUCK DID I DO?!??!?

[david-kostykofficial]

You made my wife sad is what you did

[darklingofficial]

Not my fault she decided to go against me

[david-kostykofficial]

I will hurt you

[darklingofficial]

Aw how cute, you think you can hurt one of the most powerful grisha

[david-kostykofficial]

I'll tell @nazyalenskyofficial you're making fun of me

[darklingofficial]

You think she can do anyth- wait she's a literal dragon

[david-kostykofficial]

Yeah no shit

[darklingofficial]

You win this time, Kostyk

[david-kostykofficial]

This time?? How many times does someone have to kill u before u get the message??

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Guess we'll just have to keep killing him until he does get the message

[david-kostykofficial]

@nazyalenskyofficial and @officialantsov how do you romantically ask ur partner out to the Halloween ball?

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Idk Alina asked me first

[nadiazhabin-official]

Hello lgbtq community, please help me bully @brekkerofficial for his anime icon.

@tamarofficial @kuweiofficial @starkovofficial @nazyalenskyofficial @jesperofficial @wylanofficial @inejofficial @zenikofficial @officiallygenya @hanneofficial .

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Of course the gang rat would have an anime icon. Like I said before, he is simply and edgy teenager and nothing else

[brekkerofficial]

i heard you were breaking cashews, thats sick man

I like breaking a lot of things. The list includes bones , piñatas , spines of merchers, glowsticks and Matthias helvar’s self esteem

[xie-ge]

when are you breaking matthiass’ legs though

[brekkerofficial]

I would if he wasn’t buried 6 feet under ( or how many feet nina dug for his grave)

( That is if @zenikofficial has already buried him and isn’t still clinging to his corpse)

[zenikofficial]

DON’T BRING MY ATTACHMENT ISSUES INTO THIS KAZ

[brekkerofficial]

I actually pity @adrikofficial for having to deal with you dragging Matthias’ corpse around

[zenikofficial]

DON’T BRING ADRIK INTO THIS KAZ

[hanneofficial]

…

[nadiazhabin-official]

MY BROTHER HAS TO DEAL WITH T H I S?? @adrikofficial​ I forgive you for the spoons thing, this is much worse.

[hanneofficial]

Put a F in the chat for @adrikofficial​ bois

[nadiazhabin-official]

F, at least he has Leoni… I wonder if there’s anyone who could help Nina feel better rn…………. @hanneofficial​…….

[nadiazhabin-official]

That’s it, @officiallygenya @nazyalenskyofficial @david-kostykofficial I told you Nina wasn’t ready for this mission.

[nazyalenskyofficial]

I understand, But if we didn’t send @zenikofficial to Fjerda she would be moping around the little palace with that stinky corpse. Besides how was i supposed to know she would drag the damn thing everywhere

[wywei-remade-deactivated2020121]

Grishaverse Ball where it's like tumblr prom with the roleplay blogs but on Halloween.

I mean, we've already reached this level of cringe what is there to lose

lmaooo i like the way you think

[starkovofficial]

@nazyalenskyofficial

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Aww alina that's so sweet 😍

[starkovofficial]

Daily reminder I'm I love with @nazyalenskyofficial and her only

Nikolai doesn't stand a chance against me

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Damn right babe😘

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Good morning to people who hate @darklingofficial and people who hate the darkling only.

Friendly reminder that the darkling can choke for being a pedo to my lovely girlfriend @starkovofficial

[zemenipearls]

all my homies gonna be popping bottles when nikolai dies in rule of wolves