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wylan: *gets kidnapped*

wylan: guess i'd better make a blogpost

#let’s forget I’m supposed to be drowning rn xxx

HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HELP

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.

@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.

Yeah ok I’m on my way

SSIIJGGFUIKAA

Honestly wylan , your photography sucks

Also wtf would you want to ruin your camera by taking it underwater

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED A PHONE CAMERA FUJGSASTH *continues to choke because of lack of oxygen*

I have, and phones will stop working if you submerge then in water too long

I HAVE THE LATEST APPLE IPHONE BC I’M RICH IT WORKS BETTER UNDERWATER??? AND WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WHILE I DIE???

Lmao Apple phones suck. They’re only meant to last until apple releases a new one.

Also the only reason that i kept you from being killed until now was to blow stuff up. But now Kuwei can that for me

so do the math

GUYS??? @helvarofficial @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial I THINK KAZ IS TRYING TO KILL ME??? HELPPP

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.

@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.

Yeah ok I’m on my way

SSIIJGGFUIKAA

Honestly wylan , your photography sucks

Also wtf would you want to ruin your camera by taking it underwater

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED A PHONE CAMERA FUJGSASTH *continues to choke because of lack of oxygen*

I have, and phones will stop working if you submerge then in water too long

I HAVE THE LATEST APPLE IPHONE BC I’M RICH IT WORKS BETTER UNDERWATER??? AND WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WHILE I DIE???

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.

@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.

Yeah ok I’m on my way

SSIIJGGFUIKAA

Honestly wylan , your photography sucks

Also wtf would you want to ruin your camera by taking it underwater

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED A PHONE CAMERA FUJGSASTH *continues to choke because of lack of oxygen*

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

I leave for 5 minutes!!! Ok, where about are you? I'm on my way.

@brekkerofficial meet me by my boat.

Yeah ok I’m on my way

#the assumption is he accidentally took a photo

SSIIJGGFUIKAA

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

Can't you just

You know

Blow them up?

I DON’T HAVE A MATCH AND ANYWAYS THAT WOULD BLOW UP ME TOO??

Well ask @kuweiofficial to make fire or something

Unless you're willing to die

And I'm pretty sure you can run fast Wylan

Oh lol, they're taking potato sack Wylan to the pier.

Wylan , I hope you know how to swim

SHIT??? I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BE SYMPATHETIC TO SOMEONE BEING DROWNED

GUYS I THINK THEYRE GOING TO THROW ME IN I NEED HELP @jesperofficial ANYONE PLEASE SYJNNGDSSUJMN *water noises*

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

Can't you just

You know

Blow them up?

I DON’T HAVE A MATCH AND ANYWAYS THAT WOULD BLOW UP ME TOO??

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

the fuck is happening

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

lmao 💀

“Lmao” ????? THEYRE PROBABLY GOING TO HURT ME THEYRE TAKING ME TO THEIR BASE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Wylan where the heck are you??????

Also wtf were you doing in the barrel dumbass????

I’M NOT IN THE BARREL I’M AT MY MANSION THEY CAME TO MY MANSION AND NOW THEYRE TAKING ME SOMEWHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE

Any idea which gang atleast????

NO THEIR TATTOOS ARE COVERED AND THEYVE BLINDFOLDED ME NOW

If you’re blind folded how the fuck are you typing ?

I HAVE SPEECH TO TEXT DOWNLOADED I LITERALLY CANT READ

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Wylan where the heck are you??????

Also wtf were you doing in the barrel dumbass????

I’M NOT IN THE BARREL I’M AT MY MANSION THEY CAME TO MY MANSION AND NOW THEYRE TAKING ME SOMEWHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE

Any idea which gang atleast????

NO THEIR TATTOOS ARE COVERED AND THEYVE BLINDFOLDED ME NOW

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

PLEASE BE QUICK

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

Wylan where the heck are you??????

Also wtf were you doing in the barrel dumbass????

#soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom #wylan van eck

I’M NOT IN THE BARREL I’M AT MY MANSION THEY CAME TO MY MANSION AND NOW THEYRE TAKING ME SOMEWHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

@kuweiofficial @wylanofficial @jesperofficial So are you three ever going to resolve this sexual tension or...