Same Soup, Just Reheated

Bren ~ 26 ~ they/them ~ adrift ~ Chicken Stalker

[bren-the-chicken]

Heyo

I’m Bren. Mid 20s. Any pronouns. Working full time and in college full time. Half my personality is working nightshift. The other half is caffeine.

Originally was a fitness blog for my depressed ass. Now it’s just whatever. So yeah. Don't like it? There's the door.

Currently into:

Gravity Falls

Psych

Project Hail Mary

Columbo

TBD

I have a lot of sleeper fandoms that I don’t interact a lot with but they’ll pop up occasionally.

Also I have a problem with opening fan fiction and not reading it so uh heres something new:

Open AO3 tabs count (4-29-26)

One-shots: 45

Completed Works: 32

In Progress Works: 109

In progress books (start date)

The Apollo Murders (3-19-28)

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (1-27-26)

Header credit: here

[crackshipsandregret]

Star Trek Logic: all aliens breath Earth air

Applied Star Trek Logic: Rocky and Grace can hug (and he can slap the shit out of his best friend's boyfriend) without xenonite between them

[cameforstuff]

Someone force me to write my fic. Hit me with a hammer or something lol

[bren-the-chicken]

Pick one

[greykolla-art]

I just suddenly remembered this song by The Antlers, connected it with THEM, and I’ve been on the verge of tears since.❤️‍🩹

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[bren-the-chicken]

Scientist use AI

Tech bros use Large Learning Models

[sourdough-seal]

you are too fun and smart and sweet and pretty and cute to write with ai. turn that shit off

[bren-the-chicken]

Ai will never know a random car fact from the 80s.

Ai can’t make brilliant character realizations on a road trip with your brother.

Ai can’t come up with great ideas at 2 am that actually work

[brainstreams]

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[bren-the-chicken]

ME: Oh i'm gonna get so much done!

Sleeps for 8 hours, stares at the small screen for two hours, stares at the medium screen for an hour, opens document, sees browser support warning, opens bank account debating cost of a new computer.

ME: SO MUCH DONE

[bren-the-chicken]

You don't understand i had an IDEA and as of my current time it will not come to fruition (sad) because I had to work and am very slow and tired.

[bren-the-chicken]

I'm not trying to do anything illegal I just want to know how identity theft properly works

[bren-the-chicken]

ME: Oh i'm gonna get so much done!

Sleeps for 8 hours, stares at the small screen for two hours, stares at the medium screen for an hour, opens document, sees browser support warning, opens bank account debating cost of a new computer.

ME: SO MUCH DONE

[bren-the-chicken]

You don't understand i had an IDEA and as of my current time it will not come to fruition (sad) because I had to work and am very slow and tired.

[bren-the-chicken]

ME: Oh i'm gonna get so much done!

Sleeps for 8 hours, stares at the small screen for two hours, stares at the medium screen for an hour, opens document, sees browser support warning, opens bank account debating cost of a new computer.

ME: SO MUCH DONE

[shadowedf3ver]

you believe me like a god, i’ll betray you like a man.

and yes, this is inspired by the painting: Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan

[haveyoureadthisgravityfallsfic]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Have you read Dead Beats (And Flying Bans)?

Yes

It's in my bookmarks/saved for later/I intend to now

No

No, and I don't read Gravity Falls fics

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

Summary:

With the Mystery Shack under new management -- and finally using the internet for publicity -- a long forgotten presence makes itself known to the Ramirez family at the start of the summer.

Author:

@bren-the-chicken

Submitter's notes:

I know first hand that this fic took a TON of research and for that I am so proud of the author. Do you love Soos? Then you're gonna hate his dad. Oh you do that too? Then you're gonna love this fic. Found family my beloved <3<3

[bren-the-chicken]

Read? I wrote it!

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rabbitindisguise]

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

[notbopper]

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

[deepseasmetro]

if you think for even just a second how fucking crazy bonkers it is that women are so frequently kept from being protagonists or important or fully realized characters when its like. That is literally 50% of the world population. Half of all people (more or less. hopefully more as time marches on!) are women. And you look at media and think about how many protagonists are men and their best friends are men and the ensemble cast is 80-100% men and the fandoms are about men and the romances are about men. well. YOU GO INSANE