karma enthusiast

aly | 29 | horror, ts, cats

[brendnurie]

i said this 2.5 years ago but going through my old messages is making me cry. the friends i made on this blog are still important to me and i wish i could find more of you out there

[slutauthority]

we’ve started regularly saying “Goose is on his wall”

[brendnurie]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE TUMBLR ANYMORE FUCK

[brendnurie]

WHERE ARE MY MOOTIES FROM BANDOM I NEED TO KNOW YOURE ALIVE

[brendnurie]

reading thru old messages on here and Tearing up i miss so many people and don’t know where to begin to search ?

[brendnurie]

back from twitter bay bee what the fuck is up who’s even still here

[kokkuri3]

Once I saw King of the Hill on someone’s list of irredeemable problematic interests and like… I’m not saying there’s not bad stuff in King of the Hill but the idea of someone getting called out for liking King of the Hill is going to kill me

[kokkuri3]

[antigoneprogone]

Hank, the only reason you got cancelled was because of the cabal of Soviet militiamen who have infiltrated our nation’s McDonald’s and other fine dining establishments. They know what you eat and when, and they know if you are quote-unquote woke or quote-unquote unwoke, and you have been deemed unwoke! It’s only a matter of time before they cancel you like they cancelled the real George Bush in ‘87.

Ooh! Hank? If we have to stop stanning you and you have to get divorced, can I have Peggy?

Ay yo man, talkin’ ‘bout, “Yo man, dibs on Peg”, dang ol’, that’s the dang ol’ real unwoke stuff man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ol’ “#BillDautrieveIsOverParty”, man.

[doomedvoyages]

that part in lady bird when she asks her mom if she likes her and her mom says "of course I love you" and she says "yeah but do you like me" and her mom just looks at her and then says "i....just want you to be the best version of yourself that you can be" and lady bird says "what if this is the best version of myself?" And her mom just Looks at her like.....that went all too hard

[jailor-deactivated20230520]

[chubbybubbies]

He’s singing me a song

[benditlikekorra]

[prescription-cactus]

actually nobody has to contribute anything incredible to society in order to have the right to exist 

[blackdenimjeans3]

Hey, a while ago I called you fat. I just wanted to apologize. I’ve recently gained a lot of weight and now I’m fat, too. Definitely wouldn’t appreciate it if someone called me fat.

Fat bitch

[thebigcomed0wn]

this is actually the funniest show on netflix

[ghostextremist]

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

[ghostextremist]

[sarenderpity]

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

[sarenderpity]

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

[thebootydiaries]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you