[t-800]

call me garfield the way i lez on yah

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[important-cat-pics]

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[echoandsally]

life is so hard and every day i say how can i continue to keep doing this and then i do it anyway

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[ryebreadgf]

time spent loving will never be time wasted. even if that love ends. i have to believe this or i will go crazy. signed by. girl

[snoopylovessoup]

[toothsheeran]

[doublelp]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[bintro]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"