Eat Your Fuckin Dice!

Heyo! You can call me dice! I'm 25, queer and nonbinary as a mother fucker, and I'm just trying to survive this one shot life. Peace love and as above so below. BLM, ACAB, Pro-mask.

[brennans-edible-dice]

✨ One of my absolute favorite things is to go through the tags of each season and just see new people watching things for the first time. Just, it’s so good seeing the place get bigger, welcome one and all to this Denny’s Parking lot fight ✨

[that-house]

I AM THE INFINITE STAR OF HOPE I NEVER WAVER I OBLITERATE ALL OPPOSITION I WILL LIVE THE LIFE I WANT TO LIVE AND THERE IS NOTHING I REPEAT NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

[that-house]

I WILL HAVE HAPPINESS FOREVER IF I HAVE TO CLAW IT FROM THIS UNIVERSE WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BEAUTIFUL

[that-house]

THERE IS NOTHING I CANNOT DO AND NO JOY I WILL NOT CHERISH I AM GOING TO LIVE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE WITH DETERMINATION AND INTENTIONALITY

[that-house]

IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER IM HER

[that-house]

THE INFINITE STAR OF HOPE HAS JUST LEARNED THAT SHE’S SORT OF MAYBE UNEMPLOYED NOW. SHE REMAINS HER AND HER VICTORY IS STILL CERTAIN THIS SHIT SUCKS DICK BUT WE STAY SILLY FUCK WITH ME AND PERISH

[that-house]

THE INFINITE STAR OF HOPE HAS WORK AGAIN. NEVER DOUBT ME

[emiko-matsui]

family in flames

[emiko-matsui]

on fathers and their bad children.

[ropeyringedwire]

Several Textposts pt. 11

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[itmightrain]

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[dragonleftovers]

👀bad kids

[thememedaddy]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[papayafromtv]

there’s gotta be a dinner or something at Wayne Manor one time where everybody’s discussing how stupid the stuff they all get involved in and how emotionally damaged everything’s made them over the years—like laughing it all off, making light of their traumas, the way family should. anyway there has to be a moment where one of the kids like Tim brings up like “Man, surely we have to hand it to Alfie for being such a legend and putting up with everything. like- like he was literally just hired as a butler.”

and Jason pipes up from the end of the table around a mouthful of green beans, “True. Plus he had to deal with little-Bruce as his new employer. His employee-loyalty rate is off the fucking charts.”

and Bruce just kinda hums before casually admitting, “Yeah… I was not a good boss, either. like- especially in my teen years? You all thought the dark era was rough, you should have seen Batman’s teenage angst phase.”

“The fact that he didn’t quit is, quite frankly, insane to me.” Dick nods in agreement. And then Bruce just kinda… shrugs.

“I mean technically he doesn’t work for me anymore? I remember when I was fourteen I got angry and fired him over dinner for not agreeing to drive me to a drag race. I told him to get out of my house and he looked me right in the eyes and said ‘shut the fuck up and eat your peas.’” Bruce takes a sip of wine, casual. “Anyway, I never actually took back what I said, and I never re-hired him. So legally he’s now just a random guy who squats in the manor and regularly steals money from my bank account.”

And the kids are all staring at him in bafflement as Alfred walks past the dining room and blandly calls out, “I started stealing larger amounts of money after that, too.”