somebody get god a mojito

[angelicguy]

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[christinecanigula-archive]

short story: technology…… bad

every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD

[vjce]

short story: *contains fog*

every english teacher ever: it means CONFUSION…. ugh his mind!! fucking symbols,,,I wouldn’t expect your tiny pea size brains to underst

[tonyzaret]

Would you dismiss the wise words of a sage simply because their face was scarred or otherwise disfigured? I think not, and yet you engage in just this type of prejudice when you ignore my opinions on Vaccines simple because my profile picture is a Busty Minion.

[joshpeck]

there was absolutely no way to predict where this post was going

[firemen-deactivated20141022]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

[nepofledgling]

achilles ain't no twink

explain this then 

[sober-2]

The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that

[novacorpsrecruit]

Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil that Men Do #2, art by Terry Dodson

It’s … uh … It’s just … Well. No one’s ever tried to French me through tthe mask before.

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[nevertrustamanwho]

NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO CALLS WOMEN CUNTS

[spring-sent]

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[milfhopper]

she’s right and she should say it

[queernigga]

there are so many white women in the notes giving a half-baked rebuttal as if that rhetoric isn’t exactly what this hijabi is responding to. smh.

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

people in the comments really think ole girl was talking directly to them it’s really funny

[singledarktwin]

If this makes you angry , then you might want to think about it

[onlytwitterpics]

[kremlit]

The comics industry readily admits that it knows ppl are buying fewer comics bc they don’t enjoy the content but they do….. nothing to change that or ask fans what they actually want to see (tony stark eating a roast beef sandwich) yet they demand we start buying their books again like my dude.. that’s not how this works

[quasi-normalcy]

Just…just stop with the biennial massive crossovers and the constant relaunches, and leave the same creative teams on the same books for a few years at a time and then maybe there will be point to reading them? Like? 

[damianmcgintleman]