Arin? Who the hell is Arin?

Hey, my name's Allison! Long-time tumblr user, but no longer chronically online. Beach-goer. Playlist-maker. Occasional story-teller.

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[segamascott]

tell the chef i said yum dot com

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[faremises]

THE SIMS (2000) dev. Maxis

[godisafujoshi]

I want all of them except the demon one

[gaypeople]

i think they have a crush on each other

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

[romanceyourdemons]

animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

[romanceyourdemons]

[ID: king haggard’s castle from the last unicorn (1982), the horned king’s castle from the black cauldron (1985), and maleficent’s castle from sleeping beauty (1959) /end ID]

[moviesludge]

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles

[legrange-5]

Wizards (1977)

[astriiformes]

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

[poetrylesbian]

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[oldinterneticons]

[foxmulders]

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good