Top of the World, Ma!

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Yet I still did nothing. #webcomic, #cartoon, #squirel, #humor https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8zl9VhZHd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h9tbi6cpayp2

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"What do you want?" growled the unicorn.

"My car overheated," I explained. "...could I have some water for my car?" At that, the unicorn began to growl. "You shouldn't have came here," he said. Then that he lowered his head and charge at me. Violently thrusting his horn he caught and ripped my shirt sleeve. Quickly I reached into my pocket pulling out a vial of magic destruction powder. "No.." I started shouting "..you shouldn't have CAME HERE!" Slinging the powder onto the wild beast. I smirked as his body withered into a corpse. ...and that was the last Unicorn that anybody ever saw.

The End

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They keep undoing all our hard work.

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A Gladiator’s Request

I appreciate working for you as a gladiator. The sword is great and the shield is wonderful. Master Levi, I have one simple request. A decent pair of bluejeans with a good zipper. …and the rest, is history. Now you know the rest of the story.

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The Tragic Ending to Goldilocks’ Kid Brother.

“I wonder if there is a bear in here.” said Jeffy as he entered the foreboding cave.

Sadly the answer to Jeffy’s question was yes, according to the autopsy there were 17 bears with pointy teeth and no porridge.

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YAK ATTACK

I find it highly offensive that humans associate yaks with talking too much. A supposed, “Yak Attack.” We Yaks don’t talk too much. Yaks are direct and straight to the point. You’ll never find a Yak over explaining anything ever. In fact I challenge you to find even one situation where a Yak said even one word more than he or she had to. We’re just that amazing.

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Smile it’s almost Friday