Briar The Adorable Shaymin

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon RP Blog. Briar is He/Him, though he will not take offense to accidents. He is equal parts adorable and mischief-bound. Doesn't like being recognized/revered as a legendary pokemon. Perpetually broke.

[gadandzooksooc]

My house needs a little bit of extra cash right now. You can help by commissioning me or by reblogging so more people can see this!

[ask-ammorah]

@briartheadorableshaymin puzzles over an aincent-looking scroll nearby.

"Oh, hello travelers! do either of you know anything about a creature called a 'human'? This scroll I found seems to mention them but it doesn't really clarify."

If there ever were, I sure would know!

(you guys are free to send asks/interact with cast members that haven't been shown yet! ^^)

[mewtwoevolution]

Created universe, mews, humans? Are you an Arceus?

“…”

“Was.”

“I am not anymore.”

Arch wont elaborate further…

[briartheadorableshaymin]

[bunny-rp-memes]

Reblog if you’re a roleplayer who suffers from a short attention span

And sometimes it takes a long time to reply because it’s so hard to focus.

[briartheadorableshaymin]

(@ask-a-witchy-braixen) (Blaise @ Briar)

Blaise: I’ve heard that you’ve been running around asking for belly rubs... Do you mind if I rubbed your belly?

I’m not trying to be weird or anything, but I could use the good vibes right now.

I am always ready for more belly rubs!

[ask-the-derpy-houndor]

Ughhh hi im derpt

[briartheadorableshaymin]

Raichu has discovered a portal to a strange new world filled with danger and mysteries. He's going to need everyone's help to explore it! Check out @the-pale-frontier!

[briartheadorableshaymin]

I'm making a new blog, And I want your help!

I've been cooking up a poke'blog idea for a week or two, now, and in order to keep myself from going into analysis paralysis I've decided that I'm going to start posting on Monday. But here's the thing: this blog is going to be very dependent on outside interaction to work. I want to tell a collaborative story with your roleplay characters, like a DM and their players (but with less commitment involved). And if you don't have a Pokémon blog, that's okay! Make up a character on the spot! Dig up an old OC! I think I'll need all the help I can get. To be clear, the setting is like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, so human characters won't really be the focus... I hope that doesn't put anyone off. Also there will be an established canon way that pokemon from established AU blogs can interact with this story, so don't worry if your character already has a world they belong to! Hopefully I'll see you on Monday!

[briartheadorableshaymin]

for @casteliacityramen

"I will NOT be pandered to!" Briar says vehemently. "I will accept NO DISCOUNTS regardless of how important you perceive me to be! I am NOT more important than your average pokemon!" He then looks at the menu prices.

"So... can we arrange some sort of payment plan, or...?"

[briartheadorableshaymin]

(hugs?)

[ask-a-ghost-balloon]

I found this Shaymin pokedex entry and couldn't resist.

Thanks for answering my ask! ^^

[briartheadorableshaymin]

I am slightly embarassed that I may have gotten the scale wrong the first time around but YAY!

[briartheadorableshaymin]

Kuruna @ Briar: With absolutely zero hesitation, Kuruna plopped an Oran Berry- stick still attached and all- right onto the Shaymin’s head like she was crowning royalty with a fruity glory. Apparently, she hadn’t bothered to make a proper attempt to fully pick it off the bush. “Hihi, cute-potoots Shaymin!” She beamed, tail wiggling with excitement. “I offer you this noble snack!” She struck a grand pose as if bestowing a sacred treasure. “In return, you must answer… TWO VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!” She tried to sound all official and mysterious, but her wobbly eyebrows and puffed cheeks kind of ruined the whole “serious” vibe. Moreso seeming more silly than anything.

“Number one!” She declared, hopping dramatically. “Tummy rubs or head scratchies: Which is more supreme?!” “And number two…” She leaned in, eyes wide in anticipation. “Can you actually zoom fly in the air like the other Shay-Shays, or is that all just fake gooblewobbles?”

"Oh!" Briar says, eying the Poke'mon before him. "Well, confidentially, I think I like head scritches more than tummy rubs, but I also have an image to maintain, and nothing is more adorable as a first impression than flopping over to beg for tummy rubs. Of course you also need the proper appendages for scritches; Hooves won't work for those, for example." His expression changes at the next question. "Uh...Uh... No! Yes! Either! Or Both! What was the question!?" Briar's eyes dart back and forth, wondering if he's given anything away.

[ask-sootie-tootie]

[ Psssst. If anyone wants an ask from Kuruna, feel free to like or comment on the post! If it is for someone specific, comment to let me know <3. Either today or tomorrow I will be sending asks out of my girl <3 ]

[briartheadorableshaymin]

Would you say you're the cutest legendary Pokémon?

*Briar puts a paw to your mouth to stop you from speaking* "Shush! Just because it's true doesn't mean I'd say it! Watch what you call me. You say the word 'legendary' in front of the wrong people and suddenly you have bowing and scraping and folks wanting favors and... Well, lets just say that, yes, I am the cutest, and leave it at that.

[briartheadorableshaymin]

lookin' at you, @ask-divine-corps!

[ask-a-ghost-balloon]

@briartheadorableshaymin Waddles up to Rogelio and flops onto his back. "I am cute. Rub my tummy."

Thanks for the ask, @briartheadorableshaymin! :D

[briartheadorableshaymin]

[briartheadorableshaymin]

Normal type logic: third-degree burns, hypothermia and toxins do neutral damage, but being socked in the face is super effective, even though the only thing it can do is knock a tooth out or break your nose while those other things are more deadly

Also you can totally die from being punched and kicked. We just don't usually get there because Pokémon fight until they faint, not to the death.

[questionableflareon]

Ask Market

Unsure of the current Ask Market right now but I did make this blog to focus more on sending than receiving.. so with that

Would any PokeAsk blogs like an ask?

I can spitball it (whatever my pea brain comes up with)

Use a hints page (if available)

Or do something specific (like if you want something hyper specific you can tell me and I will salute and do so. Whatever you need to push that plot/character development forward)

Hell I can just have Wren walk up and compliment their eyes, etc. don’t care man let me know what you need babygirl

If not that’s chill! I haven’t seen many “plz send asks” posts in a bit. But wanted to post anyways heehoo