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HAI YOU CAN CALL ME BRIDGE | 18 | my awesome collection of things i find with my awesome and original thoughts sprinkled in --- she/her

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[chaossmith2]

D'arce, the Girl, AND Enki won the poll in a three way tie *wheeze*

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[aropride]

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

[farrox-deactivated20180925]

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

[farrox-deactivated20180925]

I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

[drakepaws-archive-blog]

i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

[chilewithcarnage]

'the masculine urge to/ the feminine urge to'

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[offspring]

Visit Original Link

[lonestatus]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[targetedknowledge]

[metalgearheritageposts]

MGS Heritage Post

[paintedhen]

something something parallels

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[crythartic]

trouble kids