NonSense

[vidjyagames]

aaAUUGH ssssʜɪᴛ! god ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ dammit ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵐᵉˢˢᶦⁿᵍ ₑₐₛᵧ  ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵒʳˢᵉᵎ move it! ｇｏｄｄａｍｍｉｔ！𝑜𝑜𝓅𝓈 careful… ᴇᴀsʏ! ₛₒᵣᵣᵧ. what was that, ＣＨＲＩＳＴhuh? ＡＬＩＩＩＶＥ．hey! ᴹᶦᶜᵃʰ. watch it!

[whore-for-cowboys]

Is this how Dutch and Hosea met

Credit to Cherdleys on twitter

[bebx]

I JUST CHOKED

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

i am pro-quality of life. i believe children should be born into loving and prepared families who want them, and that no parent should have to complain of a child that “ruined their life”

[millennialfirebird]

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

[caterpie]

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[everyones-into-weirdness]

Ariana Grande has already been through the trauma of surviving a terrorist attack and being sexually assaulted, she doesn’t need shitty people blaming her for her ex-bf’s death too. 

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

[thatsthat24]

PREACH

[half-ace]

“Why is it that men refuse to let themselves enjoy shit”

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s okay to take a 5 minute smoke break, but taking a break to go outside and breath some fresh air is a different story.

[emrysmerlyn]

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

[thecutestofthecute]

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

[thatveganwhiterose]

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

[brieannaconda]

The only proper way to react to people singing happy birthday to you

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[bax16]

[brnbear550]

Man, I love the new remake of IT

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[stimman3000]

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[kaimaidog]

One time I kissed my girlfriend while we were out and a little girl looked at us with such amazement like

“That’s an option?!?!”

[webscene-remade]

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

[prince-of-mametown]

”..and homophobic”

[frostingpeetaswounds]

“and sexist”

[vera-lycaon]

“and claim to be none of these things”

[decertatio]

“they’re just joking”

[whitebeltwriter]

“you’re just going through a phase”

[jescalucy-deactivated20220510]

“you’ll get used to it”

[cinnamonmouth-deactivated201706]

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

[gaymerboy99-deactivated20170115]

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”

[wlwellbutrin]

start paying politicians minimum wage