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Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.

No one will ever know which one 👀

dilfosaur

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

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Now none of you have to watch any Christmas romcoms because they are all right here in this adorably done comic

the-soot-sprite

But like…I’m still gonna watch all of them. Don’t judge me

angrythingstarlight

@the-soot-sprite every last one of them. While cuddled up with blankets and hot chocolate.

the-soot-sprite

Yes @angrythingstarlight let me have my shot of seratonin wherever I can get it!!!

whatsnextapollo

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

whatsnextapollo

Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa. 86%. Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole. What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3. Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered? Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

piercingsandink

Oh my god

iopele

now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash

kindlingnorah

I really want an elf cop show now

#the santa clause #this is a top conspiracy theory

romanovasnat

Chris Evans laughing at Henry Cavill after he caught him eating girl scouts cookies at the Oscars its one of the best and cutest things ever.

#chris evans #henry cavill

quacxon

Yall are making this too easy

meleedamage

@j092965090881 & @feelmyroarrrr both belong on the naughty list for this.

j24354657687901

Oh my gosh!!!!!! I’m in love!!!!!

You are the absolute best, @Meleedamage

meleedamage

He’s seen Tumblr and he’s fixin’ to tell Santa everything.

southerncross47

Oh boy, now i’m going to special hell for sure.

meleedamage

He’ll be DJing. Carols only.

j24354657687901

This thread is making me insanely happy

meleedamage

Looks like he’s enjoying it too…

buckmesideways22-deactivated201

Perfect. He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

@definitelysebastianstan what do you think?

meleedamage

Looks like they were both naughty…

bvckysbun-deactivated20200303

ohmygod do u have more bc im all here for it @meleedamage

meleedamage

Nope. That’s it…

OH MY GOD!!! MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!

bunnyhugs22

meleedamage

Umm…

redqueen1221

I’m dying right now!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

meleedamage

I’m still alive… but for how long?? 😱

meleedamage

Congratulations, @fasole-dulce !! This makes you Enabler of the Year. 🏆

flannelplanet

I never ever want this to end this is miraculous

ravensonata

jfc, this is so good. please don’t ever stop.

meleedamage

I’m always a weak bitch for peer pressure.

missinstantgratification-deacti

This is my new favorite post ever!!!

meleedamage

Hip-hip-hooray!!

jaiden-s

IDK what the eff is going on, but I’m here for it. No idea who started it. I don’t know a person in the thread. It’s still comic gold.

meleedamage

Welcome to the party!!

j24354657687901

He’s too sweet

meleedamage

Is this better??

kae-yaz-deactivated20250328

Not sure how I came across this but I’m loving it

meleedamage

Guess I oughta reblog this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#sebastian stan #elf on the shelf #i forgot about this

unknown-user-2832301

spencer in the prison yard in criminal minds episode 12x15 - alpha male

thenatsdorf

Working from home. (via mujisama)

Unmute

Thor does this lol

Cute

girls of color??? cute. chubby girls??? cute. disabled girls??? cute. neurodivergent girls??? cute. trans girls??? cute. all girls??? cute. youre all cute. i love you

alexander

This is important hello (x)

itsahalest0rm

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

henamyung

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

mischiefthewitchy

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

okssure

I will probably reblog this once a day

thewisestqueen

forgotten-daydreamer

Reblog. Always reblog.

gishifu

This is what we mean when we talk about gendered socialization. Wonderful to see an entire government standing up and talking about it.

midnight-spectrum-again

👏👏👏

blake-belladonna-defence-force

I still remember the first time I saw this ad. It was the first time I had seen something like it and it hit real fucking hard.

urdone-urdone

starlightcrystalline-deactivate

I will never again question a single plot line I come up with...

fatherharlot

yespolkadotkitty

More disturbingly it has 3.49/5....

captainsy-cookiemonster

What the actual fuck is that?!?!?! 😳

infinite-shite

@killjoy-assbutt-1112 @foodieforthoughts

Did y'all see this one that made the tumblr rounds a while back? 😂😂😂

captainsy-cookiemonster

Ok, what the actual fuck?!

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Jesus fcking christ! Fanfic authors are miles better than this! Fck. What the fck!

littlefreya

Holy shit these people make money? Maybe I should publish? Maybe we should all publish?

raspberrydreamclouds-deactivate

I'll never question my writing skills. I mean the stuff we come up with must be better than this dumpster fire right?

littlefreya

It has to be!!!! there was a thread going on with cringy sex description that made me go “hmm yeah okay I guess I can write better than I think?”

I need to find it. I remember “love mountains”and such... 😩

teaboot

I think the Avengers cinematic series lost it’s appeal pretty much the same second I realized the directors were never going to make the team be friends

scallioncreamcheesebagel

jro616-deactivated20231125

This.

lunar-elf

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Home 🌱🌱🏡🚪🌳

annes-andromeda

I’ve been thinking lately: It’s almost ironic how people say that the Russos ruined a bunch of character arcs and didn’t take certain traumas seriously with Endgame, but then go and praise Thor: Ragnarok for literally making everything and everyone into a joke simply because they didn’t like the first two Thor movies and couldn’t accept the fact that they were more Shakespearean than other Marvel films.

And then, those people put Gagnarok on the same level as Black Panther, yet Black Panther is everything Gagnarok wishes it could be and more; i.e a character who loves and praises their father/king but realizes that they’re not perfect and confronts them about it, wanting to be better than those before them (something T’challa did and Thor was on the road to doing, but seemed to be forgotten by the writers).

Also, it’s even more hilarious when people say that the Russos don’t care about the characters and stories they’re writing, yet Taika Waititi has admitted that he read the Thor comics and found them boring, along with making Gagnarok to “respectfully disrespect” the og source material.

margokesses

Idk if you read the comics before but ragnarok is pretty comics accurate. He introduced valkyrie, the grand Master, and did a loose adaption of world War hulk and I believe an introduction to unworthy thor kinda?? (I think we're getting more unworthy thor in the next film).

And thor ragnarok didn't destroy any character arcs. They made thor and loki into more likeable characters and they also made thor evaluate what it means to be a king and how to take that and shape it into his own. They made loki into an actual character that's not just "daddy issues." I loved what they did with hulk/Bruce. I think his whole thing in that film was learning how to accept both parts of himself. Valkyrie's arc was great too because she actually faces her trauma head on instead of stooping into it for some more years.

Also these characters aren't silly? Like yeah there's some jokes thrown in there but that's because its a comedy film. Ragnarok had way more touching and heartfelt scenes compared to endgame.

Also as a whole thor ragnarok is about colonialism and the effects it has on people while endgame is just 3 hours of fan service lmao.

So freak out info and writing info!

So first off on side note, today is mom’s birthday! She’s only been dead for 10 years and would have turned 60. So big year for her. Grandma is tomorrow and been gone for a year last month but her birthday is the day after her daughter’s.

My big MRI is tomorrow. I’ll find out how crazy things are then. It’s not like I’m freaking out or anything!! It’s not like the chemo I’ve been on to get off the steroids, that I’ve been off for over a week hadn’t started letting me have an all of a sudden severe headache while at work Saturday with no warning. After I told a separate doctor that everything was doing great Friday! Yep totally wasn’t what happened. Then I put myself on the same steroid for the last 3 days at a full pill and again I’m still having a few issues....ugggg. My MRI, doctors appointment and chemo injection is all in the afternoon an hour away tomorrow so who knows when I’ll get home. Also my aunt wants a zoom appointment and hear the conversation with my doctor since she can’t come into the office. Fun fun. She has never met her before.

Second thing that will excite everyone hopefully! Chapter 11 is done! I’ll be posting that either tonight if I don’t need a nap or Wednesday! Tomorrow I’ll definitely need a nap lol. By chapter 11 I mean the Kylo Ren fanfic. I have a lot I hadn’t posted of different things that with my problems and lack of time they won’t be posted until done. That is my new goal in life bc I don’t want you guys disappointed in new time frames. I’ve already told the husband if I go he will know what to put down and tends to edit sometimes too. Not read bc he’s doesn’t like romance things but he reads 500k fanfics, which are weird normal things. Either way I’ll have more time come January and hopefully motivation to work on the like 5 different works I’ve been picking at on top of the Kylo Ren thing. Patience is a virtue because like I said nothing will be posted until it’s finished. You all know that can take a good while too.

#personal #doctor appointment #writing info #rage against cancer #brain tumor