I'm a briefcase don't you know

[briefcase-offical]

*Ahem*

Yuri

*Drops mic*

[homosexuality-offical]

if this post gets to 2k today (12 hours) I’ll release a song I’ve been working on.

[briefcase-offical]

Everyone, you know what to do 🫡

[briefcase-offical]

What’s better?

Briefcases

Suitcases

Third type of bag that’s not important in the slightest

Voting ended onSep 17, 2025

[briefcase-offical]

you FAKERS

i can’t believe only one person picked briefcases </3

[brucebocchi]

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

[briefcase-offical]

it's so good I just had to reblog it

[briefcase-offical]

Everyone should take advantage of those annoying art bots that spam comments with "are you open for commission?"

Like obviously not, but! If you go onto the profile and into likes you get to see a bunch of underrated artists and can give them support

[briefcase-offical]

Nice

[briefcase-offical]

I am not a Human and therefore was not invited to use this askbox, however I am curious about your darkest secret, if you'll allow me the pleasure of asking?

- @an-alien-offical

oh— oh I didn’t think this through—

uhmmmm

I don’t really have anything honestly… but I do have another fact! I used to be brown but I changed to black because I thought I’d look cooler

[an-alien-offical]

Thats a cool fact!! I am green and have always been green

[briefcase-offical]

Great to know! Green is a good color, I’d see why you’d keep it

[briefcase-offical]

What’s better?

Briefcases

Suitcases

Third type of bag that’s not important in the slightest

Voting ended onSep 17, 2025

[briefcase-offical]

I am not a Human and therefore was not invited to use this askbox, however I am curious about your darkest secret, if you'll allow me the pleasure of asking?

- @an-alien-offical

oh— oh I didn’t think this through—

uhmmmm

I don’t really have anything honestly… but I do have another fact! I used to be brown but I changed to black because I thought I’d look cooler

[briefcase-offical]

Ooc: from here on out I’m gonna lock in and fully commit to being a sentient briefcase :]]

[briefcase-offical]

bark bark

wait

briefcases don’t make that sound ._.

[briefcase-offical]

~spread your... suitcase bits... what's inside you?

nothing but a couple of cobwebs

Its barren in here

[an-alien-offical]

I would like to learn more about Humanity from Humans themselves. Does anyone have any "Fun" Facts?

[briefcase-offical]

I’m not human but one thing I’ve found is that the word “cool” does in fact, not refer to temperature.

[an-alien-offical]

Really? Then what does it mean?

[briefcase-offical]

Well.. person 1 will do something impressive and person 2 will say "You're so cool!"

So it seems to be a word for admiration 🤔

[tidy-offical]

I did it. I have offically joined the officalverse. And I'm still not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

So here goes.

My name is (in case you didn’t check) tidy-offical. You can call me Idy, I suppose.

I am definitely an ultra-neat person, and I do not have any problems cleaning up my room whatsoever. My life is as neat around the edges as my bed (as in, Perfect) and I have no mental health problems . My personal items are all kept in the utmost order and—

*trips over schoolbag*

Anyway. What was I saying?

Ah yes: minor, she/her, uhhh bi??? still figuring that one out.

OOC or non-tidy related posts will be tagged #messy. Occasional actual tips will be tagged #i'll tidy this time. Answering asks will be tagged #tidying up. Posts that describe / show something really pretty will be tagged #starryeyed.

Tags under cut

@britain-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @spotify-offical @pintrest-offical @lemonade-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @autism-offical @offical-offical

(If I didn’t tag you, it's not because I forgot. Just don’t want to put too many tags.)

[briefcase-offical]

im a little late, but welcome!!!! :D

[an-alien-offical]

I would like to learn more about Humanity from Humans themselves. Does anyone have any "Fun" Facts?

[briefcase-offical]

I’m not human but one thing I’ve found is that the word “cool” does in fact, not refer to temperature.

[briefcase-offical]

THE GAME.

[adjdhsue]

How fucking dare you.

[briefcase-offical]

Hah, I got one >:]

[briefcase-offical]

THE GAME.