Goblinize Me, Jerry

Tumblr is the only bearable social media she/they Of course you have blue hair and pronouns

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of texture

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of marine biology

[sandmandaddy69]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[qqchurch]

[rickybabyboy]

teach me youre ability

[enba-and-luka]

Source

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[revilonilmah]

Waiting for the Summer rain to pass

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[maykitz]

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[earhartsease]

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[thelostcanyon]

Arid grassland near the Whetstone Mountains, J-Six Ranch, Cochise County, Arizona.