Dearest Darlingest Momsie and Popsical

Hey there. Aline, 20, no longer the dancing queen. Pansexual, going with the breeze.Into all the art, British men and Pixar. Aspiring concept design artist, ADD anxiety ridden mess, gay porn enthusiast and lazy bum. Hufflepuff and proud. Formally castielsfavoriteboxers.

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Mk

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

>Link has a sleepy idle animation for late-night hours

how the fuck am i still finding out new shit about this game

[wreckurs]

*stays alive just in case things get better*

[browsedankmemes]

🅱ashtag via /r/dank_meme http://ift.tt/2sELaSM

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Why don't people tell me things

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I look so amazing in this character photo

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[alrightevans]

ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm

[1st-1]

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

[dracogotgame]

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Finally, an explanation.

[coelasquid]

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

[akitron]

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

[twitterlols]

[midnight-femme-deactivated20201]

“oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke 

[carpebutts]

me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

[slavery]

U GOOD?

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[raccoonfootproductions]

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

[armedandgayngerous]

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away