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Lumine, breaking out her wishes: I have no wishes saved up, no pity, and no 50/50. I have no hopes on actually getting Mau-

Mauvika: Sup.

Lumine:

Lumine, grabbing a few more: Okay but surely it won't happen twi-

Citlali, not even 20 wishes later: Sup.

Lumine: Why?! I HAVENT EVEN STARTED THE NATLAN QUEST!!!

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Lisa: Kaeya, I like women.

Kaeya: ?

Jean: I like women as well.

Kaeya: Does anyone here like men???

Diluc, staring at Thoma:

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Sara: Where's the oni? I figured he would like this party more.

Kuki: Ah. Right. Wait until midnight.

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Everyone else at the party: Happy New Years!!!

Itto, walking out from behind a door: Heyyyyyyy Kuki! Sara!

Kuki, with an expression of resignation: Here we go.

Sara: Ah, there you are Itto. I haven't seen you since last year.

Itto:

Kuki:

Sara:...?

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Lisa: Jean.

Jean, visibly sweating: ...Lisa.

Lisa: You do know I see the books you check out even if I'm not the one checking you out?

Jean: When are you ever not doing that?

Lisa: Good point. However, that doesn't change the fact that three *very* steamy romance novels were checked out~

Jean: Look-

Lisa~, smirking: I'm right here dear, you simply could've just asked~

Jean: I - um...Work's been stressful okay???

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Wriothesley, picking out Bennett Xiangling and Thoma:

The other three, looking up at him:

Wriothesley:...Fuck it we ball?

BXT: Fuck it we ball.

Ayaka, watching from afar: What the hell is he teaching Thoma...

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Itto holding serpent spine with a 66/130 crit ratio:...

Furina, holding her signature weapon with 75/175:...

Itto:...So I just gotta date the traveler huh.

Lumine: IT WAS LUCK!!! PURE LUCK!!! I SWEAR!!!

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Chongyun, sitting with Hu Tao: ...I don't trust this.

Hu Tao, leaning on his shoulder: Hm? Like our relationship or this cliffside?

Chongyun: What? No no, I mean you at this moment.

Hu Tao: Awww, what could ever make you feel that?

Chongyun: Because I can hear our boyfriend in one of the bushes with something.

Xingqiu, coming out of his hiding spot with a bag: Ah. Curses.

Chongyun, glancing over: What's in it?

Xingqiu: Well I WAS going to surprise you with a dinner in this spot. But it appears our frosty lover had other plans.

Chongyun, still very skeptical: Mhm. And the rest of the plan Hu Tao?

Hu Tao: ...We had a ghost face painting at the top of the bag.

Chongyun: There it is.

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Ayaka, gesturing to Lumine: This is my girlfriend, Lumine.

Ayaka, gesturing further: And that is Lumine's girlfriend, Furina.

Ayato:

Ayato, thinking of Thoma: It appears the bloodline dies with us.

Furina, knowing absolutely nothing: ???

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One quiet night within her teapot, Lumine hears the chime of someone entering and a small knock in the door. She heads over to open the door, extremely surprised to see the sight in front of her

Furina, standing at the door with puffy eyes:...

Lumine:...Are...you okay?

Furina: Could I...Could I stay here with you tonight? My place is too cold.

Lumine, giving her a gentle smile: Of course, come in. You want anything to eat?

Furina, putting her hands up: Ah, no need! I would hate to-

Lumine: Furina. No worries. I got plenty here and the recipes to cook. What do you want?

Furina: ...Perhaps some fish and chips? Possibly a slice of cake as well?

Lumine nods again with a smile, gently taking Furina's hand in hers and leading her inside.

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Itto, barging into the firework shop: Hey babe do y-

Yoimiya and Klee, in the middle of duct taping one of Klee's bombs to an arrow:

Itto:

Itto: What uh. Whatcha got there.

Yoimiya: ...a new friend?

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Itto, hyping up Kuki: I prefer women! Women are great! I wish I was a woman! Women are so cool!

Yoimiya, staring dumbfounded:

Yoimiya: ...You wanna talk about it hun?

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Kokomi and Sara, hunched over a notebook:

Kuki, looking over from the bed: What are you two doing...?

Both, not looking up: finding the optimal fourth polycule member.

Kuki, yawning and lying back down: Oh, okay...It's Yelan by the way...

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Itto: Kujou! I got a question!

Sara, already annoyed: oh for - what is it now oni?

Itto, holding up two shirts: I heard you're going to Watatsumi! Should I wear the "My friend has a fish wife" shirt or the "My bird friend caught a fish gf" shirt?

Sara:

Sara: Why

Sara: Why do you have those shirts.

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Heizou: I must say Kazuha, you're looking stunning. You sure that electro vision on your hip isn't your real one?

Kazuha, a gentle smile on his lips: Perhaps. I am sure that anemo vision of yours is real then, given how you take my breath away.

Heizou, completely taken off guard: I - I uh...This isn't fair.

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Sara, barging into the room: Who ate my leftovers?!

Gorou, with Sara's take out box in hand: Who slept with my general?

Sara:

Gorou, taking another bite: That's what I thought.

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Lumine, head against desk: Ugh, I just can't Paimon...I can't get Ayaka out of my mind...

Paimon, casually eating an apple slice: Uh uh. What do you like about her exactly

Lumine: She's just...so headstrong and determined. Even under all that stress she's somehow the most graceful and collected person I met. She's so cute too...

Paimon, nodding to herself and floating over to the door: Mhm.

Lumine: ?

Paimon swings the door open to show Ayaka standing at the entrance, cheeks deep red

Lumine, beet red: Ah.

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Chongyun: Do you two have any excuse as to why I shouldn't be angry right now?

Hu Tao:

Xingqiu:

Both, at the same time: You love us?

Chongyun, blushing: Not gonna work this time.