defenestrace

24 | she/her | I really like Mat

[kairos-polaris]

the beauty of jonelias is that in addition to the 100+ years age gap they also have a regular ~20 years age gap

[kairos-polaris]

I just think an age gap doesn't count as one if they look the same age. it's just not as fun

[kairos-polaris]

and sure, the experience/maturity gap is fun. but it's just not as fun when the age gap is visible and people who don't know them can tell

[lizluzz]

The duality of man

taskmaster S19E07

[dailymatbaynton]

[littlealexhorne]

knock once for the father, twice for the son, three times for the holy ghost

[grendelsmilf]

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

[toskarinfr]

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[baynton]

source

[ryebreadgf]