glorified mess

[deatofabachelor]

when no one in class is ready for the test

[catchymemes]

[gunpowder-gemini]

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

[ascientistknits]

Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite  

[areslinkysart]

Judging from the way the stripes go, that scarf was knitted sideways. Meaning the person cast on 17 feet’s worth of stitches and knitted those 17 feet back & forth for three inches. I’m in awe.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The next Doctor’s costume looks great.

[radicalpolitics]

You forgot the best part

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[2000ish]

[brighteyes4pizza]

Thanks bathtub barracuda

[lexgurst]

[hailthepeople]

[jazminekhan-deactivated20241127]

[demonicplatonic-deactivated2015]

no hemo

[cooler-kid-deactivated20150831]

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

Mood

[tacticalsquad]

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[southernbellerva]

This pleases me in a weird way lol

[sculptingsuccess]

Agreed

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

Why does have such an aggressive early 00s vh1 dating show vibe?

[combativeplatypus]

This is honestly super impressive and also seems to have come from some kind of temporal slip where it’s both from like 2005 and 2018

[brighteyes4pizza]

@lancenutthrust this could make hockey and basketball games more interesting

[lancenutthrust]

@brighteyes4pizza I always find their videos impressive especially the shooting ones. The first one I saw I was just like “how did they do that?”

[deadlykillerqueen]

[flanoirbunny]

THIS IS THE DUMBEST JOKE I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT IT

[acidxshark]

This show is mostly kinda dumb and badly paced but it has its moments.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[vergak]

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

[shiftingpath]

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

[neonbonsaii]

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

[gayworstenemy-deactivated201803]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Distribute some free literature.

[cyrilthewolf]

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

[gentlepanpirate]

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

[copperbadge]

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

[thetiniestbabby]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[cherryfrq]

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

[useless-swedenfacts]

#do u want to die in danish or english

[catsnuggler]

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

[tacticalsquad]

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[southernbellerva]

This pleases me in a weird way lol

[sculptingsuccess]

Agreed

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

Why does have such an aggressive early 00s vh1 dating show vibe?

[combativeplatypus]

This is honestly super impressive and also seems to have come from some kind of temporal slip where it’s both from like 2005 and 2018

[brighteyes4pizza]

@lancenutthrust this could make hockey and basketball games more interesting

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[memewhore]