A Beautiful Mistake

take the knife out of my back before you leave

[hexhyde]

DOUBLE

[cock-tail-party-deactivated2024]

Coincidence? I think not

[eric-cartmans-doublechin]

I cannot stop thinking about the fact that if Sharon and Shelly died when Stan burned the farm down, Stan had Randy raising him for the rest of his life. From 10 till at least 18, Stan was stuck not only with the guilt of what his actions lead to, but he has Randy coaching/guiding the rest of his development.

Jesus fuckin Christ, man.

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[dajo42]

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

[chris-evans]

relatable

[recaption]

[eliminated]

[silver-stargarden]

it's past 9:30 AM and I haven't slept and it's all because I found @mysteryfleshpit

[mysteryfleshpit]

[mysteryfleshpit]

Want to grab one of these? Head over to https://mfpgiftshop.storenvy.com/. They are very limited; only 70 of these iron-on, exclusive embroidered Mystery Flesh Pit National Park patches are in stock, and once they are sold out, they will be gone forever.  Sold Out! P.S. Patreon subscribers at the “Park Benefactor” tier each received one of these for free as a surprise giveaway. If being included in that kind of super-secret content is appealing to you, consider becoming a patron! 

[rslashrats]

conspiracy theory

[bpdvexinity]

Him: 'Baby I wanna be your favorite person.'

Me: 'Sweetie, I have BPD. No the fuck you do not.'

[destroymylife]

[recaption]

[compulsive]

[recaption]