This is bat country

Hello to Jason Isaacs

[hellboys]

HUGH JACKMAN as Logan/Wolverine in X2: X-Men United (2003)

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[dogpuppy]

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[jame7t]

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

[cryptotheism]

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

[cryptotheism]

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

[depsidase]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[mawbwehownets]

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[lemonitenite]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[canreblogforsher]

@fishyfishyfishtimes

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Absolute perfection

[your-tiny-friend]

Has something happened to the minds of America where they keep seeing the face of Charlie Kirk in the faces of men who do not in fact look like Charlie Kirk?

[autismdogg]

2005 Nintendogs plush keychain

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately