[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[localstarboy]

[littlebabypubert]

[brighteyesleah]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[sacred-portal]

[cuticleoil]

maroon 5: I tried my best to feed her appetite keep her cumming every night so hard to keep her satisfied

7 year old me:

[izgir-moved]

when you die you go to the mii plaza

[buyakendama]

[brighteyesleah]

y’all really used to let me get away with saying “cx” huh. got me all kinds of fucked up

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[heart2big]

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

*turns off my clap light by smacking my ass*

[meaningfulsuggestion]

I’m all about you and only you.

[itskyalenotkyle]

Your money declined 😭😂😂

[garbagegold]

This guy makes some real Twilight Zone shit I swear.

[fugoh]

how y'all think petitions work

biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000 obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade

[fucksocietyandthoughts]

I miss how it used to be between us. I miss you my best friend.

[lohver]

You’ll think you’re finally over it. It’s been 8 months and you’re not thinking about him alot anymore. But one day, his favorite song will come on the radio and you’ll feel you’re heart drop. You’ll wonder if it’s still the song he sings while driving around and you’ll wonder if his heart drops too when he hears your favorite song.

(via lohver)

[idktorn]

Am I a bad person for wishing you the best but still hoping that you would be sad without me?

I still love you (via idktorn)