they don't pay me

baby can't you see, i'm calling

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[pirisyan]

It is the SCP Foundation staff list I designed. I drew 21 people. I’m Japanese. …So I am not good at English.really sorry.

※CC3.0 BY-SA

＊Dr. Glass Personnel file  by Pair Of Ducks http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-glass-personnel-file

＊Dr. Clef Personnel file by DrClef http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/drclef-member-page

＊Dr. Kondraki Personnel file by Dr Kondraki http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-kondraki-s-personnel-file

＊Dr. Gears  by Dr Gears http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gears-s-personnel-file

＊Dr.Iceberg Personnel file by Iceberg 7 http://www.scp-wiki.net/iceberg-personnel-file

＊Dr. Bright Personnel file by TheDuckman  http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-bright-s-personnel-file

＊Agent Diogenes Personnel file by diogenes http://www.scp-wiki.net/agent-diogenes-personnel-file

＊Dr Gerald Personnel file by Dr Gerald http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gerald-s-personnel-file

＊Dr Burns Personnel file by Arlecchino http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-burns-personnel-file

＊Dr.Rights Personnel file by yellowdrakex http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-rights-personnel-file

＊Dr. Light's Personnel file by Sophia Light  http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-light-s-personnel-file

＊Agent Strelnikov Personnel file by Waxx http://www.scp-wiki.net/agent-strelnikov-s-personnel-file

＊Dr.King Personnel …file……?? http://www.scp-wiki.net/personnel-and-character-dossier

＊Agent Lament Personnel file by TroyL http://www.scp-wiki.net/agent-lament-s-personnel-file

＊Dr. Trebuchet’s Personnel File by Pig_catapult http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-trebuchet-s-personnel-file

＊Kain Pathos Crow Personnel File  by Kain Pathos Crow http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/kain-pathos-crow-s-author-page

＊Jack “Poor Yoric” Dawkins’s Personnel Page DrEverettMann https://t.co/mcJGUOJtu3

＊Agent Logan Armstrong’s Personnel File  http://www.scp-wiki.net/agent-logan-armstrong-s-personnel-file

＊Dr. Edison’s Personnel File http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-edison 

＊Dr. Zara’s Personnel File  http://www.scp-wiki.net/dr-zara-s-personnel-file

＊tale    Murder Mystery  (Agent Darrow) http://www.scp-wiki.net/murder-mystery

[pickypicnic]

[crumbcozy]

Oh my god

[ithelpstodream]

LGBT Valentine’s Day Cards

[brightisdaddy-blog]

Yes homo won

[nonbinarypastels]

💗 trans people who only experience body dysphoria are still trans

💗 trans people who only experience social dysphoria are still trans

💗 trans people who don’t experience any dysphoria are still trans

💗 trans people who only experience gender euphoria are still trans

there is more than just one trans experience and all trans people should be embraced regardless of how dysphoria does or does not relate to their identity.

[ob1iviousc1own]

The ginger has spoken the truth

[transitioning-nb]

Friends who don’t respect your pronouns or gender aren’t your real friends.

You deserve better, real friends who will love, respect & support you.

[generic-scp-stuff]

I forgot to Add the hecking amulet when i First Posted this -hewwo obama

[untrusteveryone]

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

[adhdo5]

O5 memes

Unnecessary shadows 

Immediate termination 

Immortality juice 

“Seven, P L E A S E" 

“O5-2 didn’t die for this" 

Thirteen anything 

Abstaining repeatedly on important votes 

Physically punching people for abstaining on important votes 

A fierce love for the Red Right Hand

“We walked into a room and everyone inside died instantly" 

Raw Authority 

Healthcare benefits  

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Holy shitfuck its bright my favorite scp foundation personnel!

Yes, I am everyones favorite. Most referenced Researcher on the site. Much better than the one no one likes, Clef…

-Bright

(moist)

[brightisdaddy-blog]

Tbhhgg I really love Clef. Clef and Bright are on the same levle of worship

[aiweirdness]

Candy Heart messages written by a neural network

Around Valentine’s Day in the US and UK, these things called candy hearts (or conversation hearts or sweethearts) appear: small and sugary, bearing a simple, short Valentine’s message. There are only room for a few characters, so they read something like “LOVE YOU” or “CALL ME” or “BE MINE”.

I collected all the genuine heart messages I could find, and then gave them to a learning algorithm called a neural network. Given a set of data, a neural network will learn the patterns that let it imitate the original data - although its imitation is sometimes imperfect. The candy heart messages it produced… well, you be the judge.

The neural net did produce some that would pass for - and arguably improve upon - the standard messages.

DEAR ME MY MY LOVE BOT CUTE KISS MY BEAR LOVE BUN

Others were in the same spirit, but perhaps not quite as effective.

YOU A LOVE AM GOOD YOU ARE BABE ME MY <3 YOU ARE IT HEART ME SWEET PEAR COOL CUD FANCY MY HERO

Others were, um, strange. I don’t know what they mean, but some of them might work on me.

ALL HOVER OOG LOVE TEAM BEAR TIME HUG PIN A FACE YOU’RE ME SWOOL MAT BOG LOVE I HONKER HOW COT BEAR WIG FANG BE A GOOL TWEET UP BAT WIRLY OOT I WANDER TIME STAR

These will probably not be one of the standard messages anytime soon.

STANK LOVE SWEAT POO LOVE 2000 HOGSYEA HOLE HOW U HOT YOU ARE BOA CHERT FACE LICK SWEAT PEAR LOO GIN YOU A GOO LOOK BIG YOU ARE BAG U HACK

There was yet another category of message, a category you might be able to predict given the prevalence of four-letter words in the original dataset. The neural network thought of some nice new four-letter words to use. Unfortunately, some of those words already had other meanings. Let’s just say that the overall effect was surprisingly suggestive. Fill out the form here and I’ll send them to you.

Also, if you need more love help from the neural network, check out the pick up lines it wrote.

Heart pictures made using https://cryptogram.com/hearts/

[therealshadman]

drawing live now

https://www.twitch.tv/shadbasemurdertv

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Is this now canon for Bright's long list of... unique sexual interests? Or is this only a Duckman kind of thing?

Bright and Duckman share several sexual interests. Bright is just less kinky.

[brightisdaddy-blog]

If you can't send Britney, then I won't click your virused link. Sorry hun

[sexycontainmentprocedures]

mood

[sexycontainmentprocedures]

I keep forgetting to mention this but my phone thinks for no reason that this cosplay picture of me from August 2017 is from 2038. I’ll be 40 then. I have always thought that I will probably die early, around that age, due to an XK-Class Scenario of some sort. So keep an eye out in the next two decades, because in my canon Broken Masquerade starts in the 2020s and that leaves a lot of time for some fucked-up shit to happen. Be warned