(Set in A Small Town AU for The Umbrella Academy)
>The last names are different. Hargreaves for the Umbrella kids, Hargreeves for the Sparrow kids.
I ran up to Marcus. I just got off my job and he just got off too. I'm so excited! We're having a date tonight at the local diner.
"Hi Love! So, how was work?" He asked.
"Dwight was being a bitch again cuz I didn't apparently comply, but other than that it was fine."
We spent the time walking chatting, oh you know what I mean.
I noticed Jane and Marcus chatting? Of course, I listened in.
"So, are you excited for our date?" Janes honey-like voice flows out.
"Yeah! Of course!" Marcus kisses her nose.
They arrived at the diner.
"Welcome to Sax's! What can I get-oh. Hi guys." Sloane's voice ranged from happy to why-am-i-here. She lazily took our orders and ran off.
After a few minutes of talking, the food comes. A heavenly spaghetti and carbonara graced our mortal tables.
After we finish, I leave Sloane a tip and a note saying "Wash the dishes you jerk!"
When we walked out well, let's just say chaos happened.
I run up to Jane and Marcus and I grab Jane and kiss her. To my surprise, she kissed back. I pushed her against a wall until Marcus separates us and punches me.
Jayme runs up to Jane and kisses her. The two push back into a wall and kiss for about a minute until I punch Jayme's face.
"What the hell Marcus!?!" Jayme responds with a punch back.
🎵 I'm washing the dishes....I'm wash-🎵
A bang interrupts my singing. I ran out and saw Marcus and Jayme fistfighting and poor Jane trying to separate the two.
"So, Chris, how was your day?" I asked the floating cube beside me.
"AE, ae, ae (It was fine.)"
We saw Marcus and Jayme fistfighting outside Sax's. We discreetly backed against a tree and watched the debacle go down.
"Do you see this shit Chris?"
"AE AYE AE AE (YES I DO BWAHAHAHAHA)"
After about a second, Sloane came out and tried to stop the two, but she got thrown down the entryway.
"GO QUEEN JAYME!" We screamed in unison. The trio paused their fight and looked at us two. Needless to say, we bolted.
This is going in the archives for sure!
"See you next week! " I walked out of the Ice Cream parlor. That. Was Ronda. The most boring woman, even more boring than Sloane.
I was walking home from a meetup with my friend. Whom- I already mentioned, is the most boring person in the world.
Well! Marcus and Jayme are fist fighting. I let out a quick ; "BEAT HIS ASS JAYME!" Before running out of there.
But, wait. Sloane was unconscious? I pulled her body to my house and let her sleep there.
That definitely made my boring day.
I was ALSO working at Sax's when a bang interrupted me. Sloane ran out to
Check, but after a few minutes, she was still not back.
I put down the pan and ran out. I saw Jayme and Marcus fistfighting and Sloane getting dragged by Fei.
I pulled out my "Go Jayme!" Sign out my pocket and press it to the wall.
"WOO! GO JAYME! KICK HIS ASS!" I scream.
"Stop! STOP! YOU TWO!" I scream and put myself in the middle of the quarreling siblings.
Jayme punches me in the gut.
The last thing I remember was falling down.
Jane put herself in front of us and took many blows until she passed out. I grabbed her and set her frame gently on the floor.
"Call 911 Asshole!" Marcus frantically searched for his phone.
The ambulance arrived after about a minute. Jane was loaded into the back, with me and Marcus watching as it drives to the community hospital.
Well, me and Marcus forgot our cars and just, ran. Ran to the hospital.
After a long ass running session with my brother, we arrived, sweaty at the hospital front.
Marcus rushed into the lobby, seemingly asking a nurse directions.
"Nurse! I'm looking for Jane Hargreaves' room!" I screamed at the desk.
"Room 492 sir, relations?"
"FAMILY!" I ran to the elevator. Shit! This thing is too slow. I fumbled with my phone, calling Luther, her older brother.
"Hello-Marcus?" Luther's voice answered. "Uh-Hey it's Marcus. Jane's in the hospital." I responded.
"WHAT? WHERE?" he screamed. "Oh the community hospital." I whispered. "I'll be right there!" He hung up.
After a seemingly long elevator ride, We got to her floor. I rushed down the hall until I got to her room.
She was sleeping in a hospital bed, with seemingly nothing wrong with her. A basket of fruits was at her bedside.
I put down my bookbag and sat down on the stool.
"Jane. I'm sorry about this. This, whole hospital thing. It was my fault, well technically it was Jayme's fault, but I just want you to know that, I love you ok. "
"Oh! Thank goodness you're here!" Luther burst into the room, with a stack of papers and a fruit basket .
"What happened?" I asked.
"Well, Jayme kissed Jane and we got into a fistfight. But she got caught in the fire." Marcus' voice was small, with a sad tone in the mix.
"What?" I picked him up and pressed him to the wall. I stared intently into his eyes.
"We hurt her." He confessed.
"You did what?" I asserted.
"Well you can see the bruises Luther!" He pointed at the bruises on Jane's face.
"YES I CAN SEE IT DUMBASS!" I growled.
"Ok, let's let go of the fight boys. " The doctor walks in.
"May I ask the relations to Ms. Reyes?
"Ok uh, Mr Boyfriend, can you leave us for a moment?"
Marcus walked out, disgruntled.
"Mr. Hargreaves, your sister broke a rib, but the doctors have already fixed it. Ms Hargreaves should be awake tomorrow."
Marcus ushered in after the doctor left. "Can we continue this conversation later? I'm tired." I pick up the papers and run out the door.
"So, I'm going to tell you about my crazy work story..."
And I just blabbed into the night.