*insert sarcasm here*

[kosmonin]

[hotvampireadjacent]

the reason you don’t hear much about asian zodiacs is bc we all asked each other when we were kids and then rembembered we were all the same bc we were born in the same year and that’s why we were in class together

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

From Wikipedia:

Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte (Spanish for Our Lady of Holy Death), often shortened to Santa Muerte, is a female deity or folk saint in Mexican and Mexican-American folk Catholicism. A personification of death, she is associated with healing, protection, and safe delivery to the afterlife by her devotees. Despite condemnation by the Catholic Church, her cult has become increasingly prominent since the 2000s.

The worship of Santa Muerte is condemned by the Catholic Church in Mexico as invalid, but it is increasingly firmly entrenched in Mexican culture.

Santa Muerte is also seen as a protector of homosexual, bisexual, and transgender communities in Mexico, since many are considered to be outcast from society. Many LGBT people ask her for protection from violence, hatred, disease, and to help them in their search for love.

Her intercession is commonly invoked in same-sex marriage ceremonies performed in Mexico. The Iglesia Católica Tradicional México-Estados Unidos, also known as the Church of Santa Muerte, recognizes gay marriage and performs religious wedding ceremonies for homosexual couples.

Man how did I not know about this magical gay skeleton queen until today?

[biowareproblems]

[catsuggest]

Cat, what do you think the main form of oppression against cats is?

underappreciation of beauté

[thepinkchaospanda]

Is not touch of beans?

[catsuggest]

[memewhore]

[zandraxofnebulon]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t know why

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

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a very good bit from MBMBAM episode 220

Transcript:

Justin: Beach tee shirts relax me now!

Griffin: We’re-

Justin: I don’t know what it is, I-

Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.

Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.

Griffin: You…

Justin: Cut me some slack.

Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:

[Growing increasingly angry]

“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,

[Justin holding back laughter as Griffin continues]

“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!

“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,

“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!

[Justin and Travis losing their shit]

Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!

Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!

Justin: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!

Travis: I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-

Griffin: How to do fuck all!

[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]

Griffin: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?

Justin: [meekly] Sure.

[kougayon]

You can only reblog this once a year

[brightsilverskeleton]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[nbstevonnie]

so I was talking to the polish guy and because I didn’t know how to say ‘I’m going to the shops’ i guessed and said idę na sklepy and he started laughing but didn’t correct me so when it next came up I had to use the same phrase which made him laugh again and I finally asked him today what was the correct way to say it and why did he find it amusing and he said that to him idę na sklepy means kind of ‘I am going to conquer the shops!’ and that he imagined me standing on the shops refusing entry to people because I was controlling the shops and he said the reason he didn’t correct me was because he thought it was an interesting way of saying ‘I’m going to the shops’ and he didn’t want me to stop and that he wanted it to take off in poland

[lord-kitschener]

@mrozna

[wrenhavenriverarchive]

shoutout to this one guard for doing that embarrassing thing we’ve all done

[wrenhavenriverarchive]

just a heads up that you guys have left the funniest fucking tags on this post??

[ithelpstodream]

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[siderealscion]

honestly my favorite part of writing is coming up with totally bullshit metaphors

[siderealscion]

like “His voice was a many-limbed beetle picking its way through the undergrowth, quiet but rasping in a way that unsettled” what the fuck does that mean. that’s not a real thing. no one would ever think like that. but now i got you to associate this dude with a centipede, which maybe i want to do for thematic/plot/character reasons, and held your attention for an entire sentence, which means that it’s working. if i do that like, several tens of thousands more times i’ll have a book. writing is dumb i love it

[notemily]

Lewis’s Law: Twitter Version

(Lewis’s Law states that the comments on any article about feminism will justify the need for feminism.)

So today someone posts a thing about how it’s hard to talk to men about issues that affect primarily women.

And this dude responds saying he doesn’t think this is a real problem that women experience:

Apparently without irony. So of course he gets the response:

Not getting it:

STILL NOT GETTING IT:

Does he get it yet? Nope:

He goes through this ENTIRE EXCHANGE without realizing that he is demonstrating the exact issue being discussed. I’m still not sure he understands what’s going on, despite multiple people trying to explain it to him. It’s just… this is a work of art. It’s mansplaining all the way down.

[pocblog]

TIME Person of the Year 2017: The Silence Breakers

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[letswritesomenovels]

My final NaNoWriMo Prep post is a list of all of my NaNoWriMo Prep posts. (And a few extra.) This will be it for me this month. See you in November!

1. Why Try NaNoWriMo

Five reasons you should participate in National Novel Writing Month this November.

2. What to Do in October 

Seven ways you can prepare for November that have nothing to do with plotting and planning your novel. 

3. How to Plan a Novel without a Story

Arm yourself for November by gathering a list of novel elements you love and can incorporate into your own story. 

4. How to Steal: Good Writers Borrow & Know Your Tropes

How to steal elements from other books and media to use in your own novel, while keeping your work original and innovative. 

5. How to Create Characters

Four things to know about your characters before you start writing. 

6. Writing Tools: The Draft Notebook 

Get through a first draft by keeping a two-component draft notebook. 

7. Advice: adjust Your Daily Word Goal

Win NaNoWriMo by planning for days off in advance. 

8. How to Write 2000 Words a Day

A step-by-step guide to reaching your word count goal each day. 

9. Writing Podcasts to Keep You Motivated 

Writing podcasts full of writing advice and author interviews to keep you motivated throughout November. 

10. How to Use Scrivener to Organise Your Novel

Download Scrivener’s NaNoWriMo special edition trial and use its organisational features to keep you sane in November. 

11. How to Plan with Scrivener

A walkthrough of several features you can use in Scrivener to help you brainstorm, research, and outline your novel. 

12. Inspiration to Gather 

Download and print writing inspiration, use washi tape or cheap frames to fill the wall around your desk with quotes to keep you motivated throughout NaNo.