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A douchebag’s film. Starring: God’s perfect idiot, a hot chick, a British villain, the comic relief, a moody teen, a CGI character, a gratuitous cameo. Produced by asshats. Written by the real heroes here. Directed by an overpaid tool.

Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller

pleatedjeans

littleshrekthings

TODAY IS 🎈🎈🎈SHREK DAY 🎉🎉🎉 SHREK 1🏆 CAME OUT THIS DAY📆 IN 2001💚💚💚💚💚REBLOG THIS POST🔁🔁🔁 FOR SHREK TO SMILE😃 UPON YOU😀 AND GIVE YOU LAYER👼🙌🙌😭😎IGNORE FOR FAARQUAD👿👿👿💀💀💀🔌

Sirius: I screwed up big time.

Remus: Sirius, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.

oswinwaled-archive

the-punk-innovator

Here’s some snap chats of my tux dress 😀 I designed it myself! 😛 as a genderfluid I was really worried about wearing a dress but wanting to be in a tux yet nothing about the tux excited me. It’s a button up with ruffles on the front bro?? And this was for Prom bro. So I combined the two! If anyone else wants to make a tux dress, I recommend getting a skirt that best compliments your body type (for me, that was a skirt that hit me at my tiny waist and a high low skirt is just really fun!) and getting a tux shirt with a cummerbund,then putting the cummerbund over where the skirt meets the tux shirt. For the jacket I used a small blazer instead of a suit jacket because I didn’t fit into any of the guy’s jackets at the men’s warehouse department 😢 but it looked better with something that fit me anyway. then for the look overall I went with a white black red color palette since that’s a common color palette for tuxes. Accessorize as you please! The outfit pieces: Jacket- forever 21 Tux shirt, cummerbund, bow tie, button covers- the men’s warehouse department Skirt-http://tinyurl.com/z727vjf Ameynra Fashion High Low Skirt, White Chiffon, with ruffle and underskirt (I got the medium and requested the front to be 14 inches and the back is 37 inches) Thigh highs- hot topic Shoes- Mina’s shoes (some cheapy shoe store I found next to DD’s discounts)

necromancatrix

Oh my god I love this I need one. This is my aesthetic.

lilwildspark

luncheon-aspic

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

witwitch-deactivated20160508

I want double luck

brilliantjean

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bijoux-et-mineraux

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

xekstrin

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

brambledboneyards

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

zdravomilla-deactivated20220114

@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.

lizaleigh

…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?

mollisaurus

oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?

vulcanology-geology

It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.

thepioden

I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.

So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.

rosenagldky-deactivated20201223

Oh my god guys it’s poisonous

It is super poisonous

There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more

Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock

nassadii

Try this one instead.

naughtylittledragon

malachite literally explodes in water does it not?

rosenagldky-deactivated20201223

I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?

Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker

reclusiveandelusive

This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock

bijoux-et-mineraux

I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on being you.

blue-pixiedust

Originally posted by jonrahman

vvhack

squarebecca

what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

umhi-im-goner-blog

Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking him at work

caspiankingofnarnia

Rob Lowe is so fucking underrated.

letalestrange-deactivated201905

captain phasma was originally supposed to be played by benedict cumberbatch until they decided to make it a female role. thank you kathleen kennedy and gwendoline christie for saving us from this hell!

spartanlocke

#star wars#We didnt dodge a bullet we dodged a fyucking hydrogen bomb there - via @edwardbuck

morimagdalene

hes already in star wars

Someone has a sense of humour

#star wars #star wars the force awakens #kylo ren #tinder

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD